LeftyGreenMario

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Hey, don't be sad that I bullied Mario. Here's something to even things out.

Baby Luigi needs clothes to become intelligent, as eloquently illustrated by Ray Trace:


Meanwhile, Mario shines brightest when he's topless.

Me trying to decide the subject matter for Shroomfest warm color drawing

Uh....... Maple Treeway on fire!? Skewer with dramatic fire lighting?!? Should I even draw Mario, who I've drawn a bajillion times already!??!

I remember people in Smash Bros. 4 complained about Mario's U-Smash granting Mario's head invincible hitboxes. I'm like, bruh, attack ALWAYS had those hitbox, even back in Brawl, and it's always been a good move; it's just that Mario's toolkit has improved a ridiculous amount since Brawl that you just started noticing the good qualities of a move now backed up by a good toolkit rather than a mediocre toolkit (and a more friendly environment compared to how hostile Brawl was).

I only know one thing:

I want to kill Wario

We need to

It's not a hope... or a dream

It's like a hunger. Or a thirst.

Why does Mama duck keep getting her babies stuck in the pool? It's like the third time this week.

My sister mentions it in passing but I'm really curious to try chitterlings on pizza. Don't think it exists but I'm first in line to try if someone makes it.

Remember when forums let you the proportion of total posts you threw away in forum games?? :P

Wario

I only know one thing:

I want to kill... Chaos.

We need to!

It's not a hope.... Or a dream...

It's like a hunger. Or a thirst.

(Squenix won E3, pack your bags, guys)

I now know what it's like to think of all the fun ways to kill a fictional character. I will never question your Wario-killing ways again.

Goooooooal!

Washes hands in sink.
Washes hands in sink.
Washes hands in sink.
Washes hands in sink.
Washes hands in sink.

....

Sink breaks.

I'm having fun with editing my posts in the name change log now.

Has something been draining your mood lately? I hope you weren't strained by douches online.

Mass shooting at San Jose, California. I'm okay.

I'm a Wario and I'm a gonna win! Ha ha ha rak! *snap*

Good news: in the newest Mario Golf, you can once again give Wario the shock!


The catch is that he's... starting to like it.

The world was a little darker the day pink, green, purple, and cyan ketchup were discontinued.

Due to the way one react has been reworked, we must enshrine the new idea that this

and other similar expressions are now reactions of impotent rage and then enough people will complain and then we must find a new way to express anger.

Man I apologize for flooding your notifications with likes and now this.

I miss you so much, sister.

I'm morbidly amused at how smoking has negative effects on not only your lungs and heart, but also your eyeballs, your teeth, your nose, your hair, your fingernails, your colon, your spleen, your lymph nodes, your ears, your joints, your liver, your gallbladder, your tongue, your stomach, your genitals (for all sexes), your rectum your kidneys, your brain, your appendix, and it gives you wrinkles.

WHAT BODY PART DO CIGARETTES NOT RUIN? They seem to mess with most of your senses including taste, smell, hearing, eyesight.

Just google "smoking and x body part", you'll always get a result.

Also people used to think tobacco was a kind of medicine that could cure everything. The irony is just so....