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  • Crash and Rayman fans that want their characters playable in Smash can now find common ground in seeing how equally loathsome their "frat boy" publishers are AND their devs teams (Toys for Bob, Michel Ancel gone) are pretty fractured now.
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    While you're mourning for AlphaDream, be glad it doesn't have employees that install cameras under the sinks in the unisex bathrooms, pointing at the toilets.
    If you hate pronouns, just give them a random apostrophe, sheesh. It worked so well for "its".
    Mags
    Mags
    Pronoun
    (Pro - nown)
    1. A noun that has lost its amateur status.
    Ten
    Ten
    s'he

    SHIT THERE'S STILL A PRONOUN AAA *dies from pronouns*
    Every time people spell loser as "looser" it makes losers sound like they have laxatives in them. It's kinda gross. So please feed your words a bit better, and they'll drop that extra o.
    If I am responsible for helping you delete an embarrasing cringe profile post, please credit me at least.
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    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    On a serious note (and after having realized it's been talked about already) feeling the equivalent to what the kids call "being ratio'd" on Twitter dot com does suck but please keep the genuine and concerned advice hidden inside the shroud of mild irritation in mind and let that sink in.
    Between piracy and buying stuff from the video game industry, I feel piracy is all right
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    I may have downloaded and stolen a 20 year old game that hasn't been legally available for years without inflated second hand market prices, which is really bad and evil because I'm stealing, but at least I didn't drive someone to commit suicide during a business trip.
    How the heck is "vineyard" pronounced like "vinyerd" and not "vine yard"

    the English language deserves to be wiped off the face of the planet
    Toasty Toad
    Toasty Toad
    Me too
    My family still embaressess me for calling a Chimney ,Chiminey as in the cricket from pinocchio even though that was 7 years ago
    Koopa con Carne
    Koopa con Carne
    Just out of curiosity: are you a native English speaker?

    Either way, while that is a cute mispronounciation, I'm not sure it warrants being embarrassed for.
    Toasty Toad
    Toasty Toad
    Yes I speak fluent English
    I just had that meme in my files because I was going on a rant about how this language sucks and I thought I should share it
    And it is a little bit funnier because Mario is an italian as well(look at the meme again)
    every time I think this language sucks I remember some languages have words for weirder stuff
    tsujigiri is japanese for trying out a katana on a chance passerby
    I am trying to learn to say i don't know in every language so I can say I dont know that Language in that language
    Oh god I'm too tired to draw. Hope I can find time tomorrow
    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    Mario didn't really do anything. It was Wario and Waluigi's machine that set off Bowser's bombs.
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    MARIO tipped over the machine with a bullet bill. It WAS Mario that set it off. BUDDY.


    BABY LUIGI. On the OTHER hand.
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    Let that sink in.
    Hey, don't be sad that I bullied Mario. Here's something to even things out.

    Baby Luigi needs clothes to become intelligent, as eloquently illustrated by Ray Trace:

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    Meanwhile, Mario shines brightest when he's topless.

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    Me trying to decide the subject matter for Shroomfest warm color drawing

    Uh....... Maple Treeway on fire!? Skewer with dramatic fire lighting?!? Should I even draw Mario, who I've drawn a bajillion times already!??!

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    I remember people in Smash Bros. 4 complained about Mario's U-Smash granting Mario's head invincible hitboxes. I'm like, bruh, attack ALWAYS had those hitbox, even back in Brawl, and it's always been a good move; it's just that Mario's toolkit has improved a ridiculous amount since Brawl that you just started noticing the good qualities of a move now backed up by a good toolkit rather than a mediocre toolkit (and a more friendly environment compared to how hostile Brawl was).
    PaperMario77
    PaperMario77
    Well, there are more broken games than Smash 4.
    Sheik's F-air in melee is not only auto-cancelable,
    but the hitbox is the size of Fox.
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    Melee is definitely not a balanced game, but some issues people have with stronger characters are sometimes nonsense. Like, people didn't complain about Mario's moves *until* Mario was an actual usable character rather than, in Brawl, just a short-ranged character that could do some damage, but suffered with KO problems, and, while he didn't have a *terrible* moveset, he just was outmatched by those with better combo and kill ability; it didn't help his recovery was highly exploitable and he was prone to being chaingrabbed to death.
    Why does Mama duck keep getting her babies stuck in the pool? It's like the third time this week.
    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    I'm so glad we have people there who can fish the poor ducklings out!
    My sister mentions it in passing but I'm really curious to try chitterlings on pizza. Don't think it exists but I'm first in line to try if someone makes it.
    I now know what it's like to think of all the fun ways to kill a fictional character. I will never question your Wario-killing ways again.
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