LeftyGreenMario

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  LeftyGreenMario

• Sep 2, 2021

The dialogue for a catastrophically epic match between the god of land and the god of sea would go something like this

WATER you waiting for!?
You're going to have to DRY harder!
Not before I RAIN on your parade!
I'm going to LAND on you if you don't shut up!
HA! Looks like you didn't SEA that coming.
You have no GROUNDS to say that!

Good thing I was there! I took a photo.

And the dragon will stop them WEATHER they like it or not!

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  Ten

• Aug 30, 2021

Spoiler: source :3

Super Mario Odyssey, mario / オデッセイ衣装案 / August 25th, 2021 - pixiv

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  LeftyGreenMario

• Aug 29, 2021

It is the year 2021 and I can play indie/fanmade sprite-based Smash Bros.-esque and Mario Kart-esque games online but I can't play official Smash Bros. or Mario Kart games online without paying.

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  Waluigi Time

• Aug 29, 2021

Getting in the spooky spirit early I see

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  Ray Trace

• Aug 29, 2021

lol i see a fairly oddparents joke

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  LeftyGreenMario

• Aug 28, 2021

A mass uprising of sinks is not an overflowing plumbing problem, but a huge event I call an insinkurrection.

Let that sink in. That should be the natural inst-sink.

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  LeftyGreenMario

• Aug 26, 2021

Every single piece of software we need to use feels like it's gated behind some goddamn subscription.

Autodesk Maya? Could get a license for $6,000 before. Hefty? Sure. But this is nothing compared to the $1,700/year subscription they currently impose! WTF!? I rather lay tons of money for a software I know I'm going to keep, not do perpetual payments that are easy to lose track of.

These subscriptions are a freaking infestation on society. Mario Kart Tour is currently mired in TWO separate subscriptions, as if that game is even worth playing for free to begin with (it's not).

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  LeftyGreenMario

• Aug 26, 2021

Luigi's earliest known foray into a starring role in a video game would be a McDonald's toy, not an edutainment title.

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  Mags

• Aug 23, 2021

*Knock knock*
Me: (Looks through the door's peephole) Uh, there's a sink out there.
LGM: Let that sink in!

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  LeftyGreenMario

• Aug 17, 2021

Why do heavyweights even go faster in Mario Karts? Lightweights should be at the advantage not the likes of freaking Wario.

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  LeftyGreenMario

• Aug 14, 2021

I bet the most paranoid parents think this forum is a community of not likeminded Mario fans that are young adults and teens, but weird, shady 46 year olds that draw stupid pictures about each other every August and laugh among themselves.

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  LeftyGreenMario

• Aug 12, 2021

There's a special place in hell for Audi, BMW, Mercedes, and Italian sports car drivers (esp Maserati) and it's full of Spiny Shells.

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  LeftyGreenMario

• Aug 12, 2021

Where do ducks go at night? Well, during 2 am I saw a few floating on the pool. I must conclude they are having pool parties.

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  LeftyGreenMario

• Aug 5, 2021

I think people are tired of my sink jokes.
I've faucet down their throats and robinet in their face.

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  LeftyGreenMario

• Aug 4, 2021

She's had enough of the news, thank you very much

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  LeftyGreenMario

• Aug 3, 2021

Crash and Rayman fans that want their characters playable in Smash can now find common ground in seeing how equally loathsome their "frat boy" publishers are AND their devs teams (Toys for Bob, Michel Ancel gone) are pretty fractured now.

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  LeftyGreenMario

• Aug 2, 2021

It's 3 am and in the middle of the park, Luigi is on the swings while beach party music is playing. What would you do?

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  LeftyGreenMario

• Jul 31, 2021

Time is running short, Monday is coming, and I probably won't see my sister in person again in maybe years after Monday.

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  LeftyGreenMario

• Jul 30, 2021

While you're mourning for AlphaDream, be glad it doesn't have employees that install cameras under the sinks in the unisex bathrooms, pointing at the toilets.

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  LeftyGreenMario

• Jul 28, 2021

If you hate pronouns, just give them a random apostrophe, sheesh. It worked so well for "its".

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  LeftyGreenMario

• Jul 24, 2021

Every time people spell loser as "looser" it makes losers sound like they have laxatives in them. It's kinda gross. So please feed your words a bit better, and they'll drop that extra o.

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  LeftyGreenMario

• Jul 23, 2021

If I am responsible for helping you delete an embarrasing cringe profile post, please credit me at least.

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  LeftyGreenMario

• Jul 22, 2021

Between piracy and buying stuff from the video game industry, I feel piracy is all right

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  LeftyGreenMario

• Jul 11, 2021

How the heck is "vineyard" pronounced like "vinyerd" and not "vine yard"

the English language deserves to be wiped off the face of the planet

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  LeftyGreenMario

• Jul 10, 2021

HEY I was working something from Shroom fest! I got this going and I'm going to

*Shroomfest ends*

Anyway I got this far

If only I wasn't so dead tired from work yesterday I might've gotten this through!