How does a skeleton inflate his tires?
A pumpkin.
A pumpkin.
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The dialogue for a catastrophically epic match between the god of land and the god of sea would go something like this
WATER you waiting for!?
You're going to have to DRY harder!
Not before I RAIN on your parade!
I'm going to LAND on you if you don't shut up!
HA! Looks like you didn't SEA that coming.
You have no GROUNDS to say that!
Good thing I was there! I took a photo.
And the dragon will stop them WEATHER they like it or not!
It is the year 2021 and I can play indie/fanmade sprite-based Smash Bros.-esque and Mario Kart-esque games online but I can't play official Smash Bros. or Mario Kart games online without paying.
Getting in the spooky spirit early I see
lol i see a fairly oddparents joke
A mass uprising of sinks is not an overflowing plumbing problem, but a huge event I call an insinkurrection.
Let that sink in. That should be the natural inst-sink.
Every single piece of software we need to use feels like it's gated behind some goddamn subscription.
Autodesk Maya? Could get a license for $6,000 before. Hefty? Sure. But this is nothing compared to the $1,700/year subscription they currently impose! WTF!? I rather lay tons of money for a software I know I'm going to keep, not do perpetual payments that are easy to lose track of.
These subscriptions are a freaking infestation on society. Mario Kart Tour is currently mired in TWO separate subscriptions, as if that game is even worth playing for free to begin with (it's not).
Luigi's earliest known foray into a starring role in a video game would be a McDonald's toy, not an edutainment title.
*Knock knock*
Me: (Looks through the door's peephole) Uh, there's a sink out there.
LGM: Let that sink in!
Why do heavyweights even go faster in Mario Karts? Lightweights should be at the advantage not the likes of freaking Wario.
I bet the most paranoid parents think this forum is a community of not likeminded Mario fans that are young adults and teens, but weird, shady 46 year olds that draw stupid pictures about each other every August and laugh among themselves.
There's a special place in hell for Audi, BMW, Mercedes, and Italian sports car drivers (esp Maserati) and it's full of Spiny Shells.
Where do ducks go at night? Well, during 2 am I saw a few floating on the pool. I must conclude they are having pool parties.
I think people are tired of my sink jokes.
I've faucet down their throats and robinet in their face.
She's had enough of the news, thank you very much
Crash and Rayman fans that want their characters playable in Smash can now find common ground in seeing how equally loathsome their "frat boy" publishers are AND their devs teams (Toys for Bob, Michel Ancel gone) are pretty fractured now.
It's 3 am and in the middle of the park, Luigi is on the swings while beach party music is playing. What would you do?
Time is running short, Monday is coming, and I probably won't see my sister in person again in maybe years after Monday.
While you're mourning for AlphaDream, be glad it doesn't have employees that install cameras under the sinks in the unisex bathrooms, pointing at the toilets.
If you hate pronouns, just give them a random apostrophe, sheesh. It worked so well for "its".
Every time people spell loser as "looser" it makes losers sound like they have laxatives in them. It's kinda gross. So please feed your words a bit better, and they'll drop that extra o.
If I am responsible for helping you delete an embarrasing cringe profile post, please credit me at least.
Between piracy and buying stuff from the video game industry, I feel piracy is all right
How the heck is "vineyard" pronounced like "vinyerd" and not "vine yard"
the English language deserves to be wiped off the face of the planet -
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