Barby Koala

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    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Kermit's Swamp Years:

    Waldorf: Aah, nothing like the good old days when we were young and that silly frog wasn't running The Muppet Show.
    Statler: Yeah. Wish we could go back in time to convince the frog to never start The Muppet Show.

    Hohohohohohoho!

    (Kermit peeks out from between Waldorf and Statler's seats)

    Kermit: Don't count on it.
    Waldorf: Hey, can we see your ticket, fella?
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Disney's The Sword In The Stone:

    Statler: Hey, wake up, you old fool! You slept through the film!
    Waldorf: Who's a fool? You watched it.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Nostalgia Critic:

    Statler: You know, I honestly see ourselves in this Nostalgia Critic fellow.
    Waldorf: Yeah, 'cause watching The Muppet Show every night is bound to drive us crazy like all of the terrible movies this guy has watched.
    Statler: Yeah, so I'm glad he'll remember those movies so we won't have to.
    Waldorf: Which movies?
    Statler: I forgot.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on How I Met Your Mother:

    Waldorf: Why did it take that fool Ted Mosby nine seasons to tell his kids how he met their mother?
    Statler: Because it's nine impossible to recover from a series finale as bad as this show had.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on SuperMarioLogan:

    Waldorf: This show is like if you took The Happytime Murders and made it into a YouTube channel.
    Statler: I should say so. Personally, I don't care for puppets much. I don't find them believable.
    Waldorf: I don't believe you.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on The High Fructose Adventures of the Annoying Orange:

    Statler: Just when you think internet culture couldn't get any cruder, this show comes along and proves us wrong!
    Waldorf: Well, the creator of this show was always a bit fruity.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Barby Koala
    I've seen other Wiki users writing 'Shroom sections under a pen name/persona, such as Edofenrir writing Monthly Inquisition for Fake News under the persona of Koohitsu. I've been thinking of doing the same thing for a future 'Shroom section, with said persona being an Australian character as a tribute being a tribute to former Critic Corner director, Crocodile Dippy. But at the same time, I'm unsure if I should go through with the idea because I also feel that having a 'Shroom persona based on Dippy's persona could be considered insensitive towards Dippy and the legacy she left behind. What do you guys think I should do?
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    Hooded Pitohui
    Hooded Pitohui
    Clawgrip, I've noticed you been posting questions and thoughts about Dippy lately. Honestly, I overlapped with her very little, so I can't speak to this very well, but I do think there's a little context you should have. You'll have to pardon my vagueness, but, one, I can't speak to it in detail, and, two, there are no good reasons to dredge up particulars because this is long in the past now.


    There were good things that Dippy contributed to the community, yes, but her relationships with many community members were often more strained behind the scenes than they appeared. It's not my place to delve into the specifics, as it may not be a topic those who were affected want to be reminded of or that they want to speak on publicly, but she was oftentimes temperamental and volatile in how she approached people, sometimes extreme in her demands and behaviors, even. She insulted a number of community members, her disparagement of others reaching a point that couldn't be tolerated.

    I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with you adopting an Australian persona for a 'Shroom section or anything else, and it's your decision as to how you would want to frame and approach that, but you should at least have this additional context on Dippy before you make those decisions.
    Barby Koala
    Barby Koala
    @Hooded Pitohui Huh. I never knew that about Dippy. Thanks for clearing that up for me, Pito. It's given me new insight into my decisions on the creation of a new persona for a 'Shroom section.
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory:

    Statler: That movie was great! Fantastic! That Willy Wonka really showed those spoiled brats humility and showed Charlie he's got great worth!
    Waldorf: Nah, I didn't like it. That Grandpa Joe is pulling some disability fraud scheme, and Wonka could've just ran out onto the street and given Charlie some money and candy.
    Statler: Ah, what would you know, you old fool?
    Waldorf: Don't call me an old fool, or I'll give you the evil eye.
    Statler: Oh, I'm scared, I'm scared. (He gets a stroke from Waldorf's evil eye)
    Waldorf: I warned him.
    Barby Koala
    Don't you just love people who go snooping through your Facebook photos so they can judge you whenever you say anything on Facebook? Don't you just ever feel like those people should really get a life?
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Donkey Kong Country (TV series):

    Waldorf: Have I said that this show can drive you bananas?
    Statler: Yeah, and I suggest you keep on saying it 'till we get there.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Keeping Up With The Kardashians:

    Statler: Man, Miss Piggy sure went down a dark path after she and Kermit separated.
    Waldorf: I should say so. She went from Bay of Pigs to Runt of the Litter.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Blitzo
    Blitzo
    These jokes aren't that good, they don't capture the same energy that Statler and Waldorf have
    Barby Koala
    Barby Koala
    @Sir Pentious Yeah, I can understand that. Writing humor isn't my strongest skill when it comes to writing, so I can see how people would find these jokes flat compared to the ones written by The Muppets' writers.
    MegaBowser64
    MegaBowser64
    Written humor can sometimes be hard to convey, I struggle with trying to make stuff actually funny through words. Either way, I do appreciate these jokes, they've been good entertainment for what they are!
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Modern Family:

    Waldorf: That's wonderful! A dysfunctional sitcom family with more cracks in their lives than a sidewalk tile! I wonder if there's anything they can't do.
    Statler: Yeah, having a love life that isn't more unhinged than a screen door during Hurricane Katrina.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Super Mario Odyssey:

    Statler: You know, when I see how that Princess Peach treated Mario and Bowser, I'm glad I left my wife.
    Waldorf: You left your wife?
    Statler: Yeah, I left her at home.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on The Luck of the Irish (2001):

    Waldorf: That Ryan Merriman is a great little actor.
    Statler: Yes, and getting smaller all the time.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Avengers Endgame:

    Statler: I think you could compare this movie to chewing a stick of gum.
    Waldorf: How so?
    Statler: It starts out tasteful, but the further into it, the blander it becomes.
    Waldorf: Yeah, and once you take a new stick to chew, it won't match the taste of the first one.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Regular Show:

    Waldorf: I never thought a cartoon could go from 0 to 100 so quickly within 5 minutes of each episode.
    Statler: Well, what do you expect? When you let The Muppets write an animated series, you can expect anything but regular.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Sonic and the Secret Rings:

    Waldorf: What kind of Sonic game was that?
    Statler: It's called a medium game.
    Waldorf: A medium game?
    Statler: Yes, it wasn't rare, and it certainly wasn't well done.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on South Park:

    Waldorf: I don't think this show is suitable for children.
    Statler's Grandson: I don't think this show is suitable for anybody.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on The Walking Dead:

    Waldorf: Do you believe there's life after death?
    Statler: Every time an episode of this dumb show ends.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Velma:

    Mindy Kaling: (Peeks out from between Waldorf and Statler's seats) You look like two kindly old gentlemen. Can I hide here?
    Statler: (Looks at Waldorf) Hey, Scooby-Doo fans! Here's that woman you've been hunting!

    (Waldorf throws Mindy Kaling out of the theater box)

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on The Super Mario Brothers Super Show:

    Waldorf: I never really liked low budget spoofs of movies from my youth.
    Statler: You know what they say: One man's treasure is another showrunner's trash.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker:

    Waldorf: (Looking down from the theater box that Statler jumped out of) He shouldn't have jumped, the movie's not that bad.
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:

    Statler: Well, that's an interesting reboot. Very clever.
    Waldorf: Nah, that's not clever. Anyone can drop their pants. (He drops his pants on the ground)
    Statler: (He looks at Waldorf's lower area and then back at his face) I didn't know you were Lithuanian.
    Waldorf: (He pulls his pants back up and turns his body away from Statler)
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