Stupid questions, stupid answers.

Because the Crystal King wants to have a reason for striking.

Why do spaghetti pwn?
 
Because of the tomato sauce

Why is :bowser: called bowser
 
Because the son of :bowser: is called Bowser Jr.

Why does Ninten-do'h dislike PAL?
 
They were angry 'cause three hundred of their men died in the World War.

(Sorry for bringing that up, couldn't think of anything else.)

Why did the spider hover above the bike?
 
Because the bike was hovering under it.

Why do bikes hover?
 
Cause cake isn't a failure

Can I make another Spam Thread?
 
"Yes", says the mean mod, not being able to await blocking you.

Why is the following true?

brothers
:mario: <----------------> :luigi:

^ ^
| |
|cousins |cousins
| |
v v
brothers
:wario: <----------------> :waluigi:
 
Because the hillbilly parents of poor Wario and pitiful Waluigi couldn't think of any better names, and ripped off the sister of their father.

Why did I even MAKE that Waluigi smiley?
 
Because Waluigi is teh cuzzn of Mario and Luigi and teh bruther of Wario. :)

Why does Gusty Garden's theme pwn?
 
Because of its sweet-childish but nice music.

Why doesn't Dejong count Merlee's Mansion?
 
Cause He doesn't want to


Why do some people think I'm crazy?
 
Because you spell "you" as "u"

Why am I posting here?
 
Because you want to increase your post count slowly, but effectively.

Why is Dusty Dune's Purple Coin Star oh so ultra friggin' hard?
 
[Uniju]STFU[/Uniju]

Why doesn't Dejong recognize the difficulty of Dusty Dune's PCC although he hasn't made it yet?
 
Maybe he has. You can't proof there's no eye.

Why doesn't 1337Yoshi seem to have played Dusty Dune's PCC yet?
 
Because you don't think Dusty Dune's PCC is hard. That makes ur head asplode.

Why have there only been two or three stars I found difficult with both Mario and Luigi? (Battlerock's and Dunsty Dune's [duh] PCCs and maybe Bowser's Galaxy Reactor)
 
Because ridere is Latin for laugh and we're soooooooooo funny.
 
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