The Spongebob Squarepants Thread

For some reason I only know Patrick quotes. I know some Spongebob quotes but it is more Patrick.

Patrick: Take that you big ugly monster... thing.
 
Mr. Krabs: Win this for the Krusty Krab
Spongebob: FOR THE KRUSTY KRAB!!
Plankton: Win this one because I told you to.
Patrick: BECAUSE HE TOLD ME TO!!!
 
The ceiling's right Squidward. You're not a very good employee.
 
Spongebob: CRAAYAYYYAYAAAYAAYAYAY Pizza! It's the Pizza yeah! For you and, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Ah classic Spongebob.
 
Spongebob Squarepants Movie

Perch Perkins:Hello Mr Krabs
Mr Krabs: Hello I like money
Perch Perkins:What inspired you to make a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?
Mr Krabs:Money
 
yoshidude99 said:
Spongebob Squarepants Movie

Perch Perkins:Hello Mr Krabs
Mr Krabs: Hello I like money
Perch Perkins:What inspired you to make a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?
Mr Krabs:Money
That inspired me.

Spongebob: Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
 
Mr. Krabs: You'll never catch me!
Mr. Krabs: *trying to escape on an Air Bike* *realizes he's on an Air Bike
Mr. Krabs: Blasted exercise craze!
 
I just hate the new ones. That's why I never watch the show any more. It's now just plain stupid. I'm surprised it's still running
 
Like this:

Spongebob: AHHHH!!!! SNAKES!!!!!!
Pearl: Those are streamers you fool!

That's not extremely funny, but pretty funny.
 
I saw a thing i na Spongebob comic a while ago where it showed some previews of some new episodes. It said something about Patrick disguising himself as a girl and changing his name to Patrica. Is that one of the new ones?
 
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