Can Town (The Official Homestuck Thread)

Favorite Troll?

  • Aradia Megido

    Votes: 10 16.1%
  • Tavros Nitram

    Votes: 6 9.7%
  • Sollux Captor

    Votes: 12 19.4%
  • Karkat Vantas

    Votes: 24 38.7%
  • Nepeta Leijon

    Votes: 15 24.2%
  • Kanaya Maryam

    Votes: 8 12.9%
  • Terezi Pyrope

    Votes: 21 33.9%
  • Vriska Serket

    Votes: 10 16.1%
  • Equius Zahhak

    Votes: 4 6.5%
  • Gamzee Makara

    Votes: 7 11.3%
  • Eridan Ampora

    Votes: 6 9.7%
  • Feferi Peixes

    Votes: 9 14.5%

  • Total voters
    62
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, HUSSIEBOT!!!! And RUN, MS. PAINT!!!
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

I bet in the next update he climbs out of the panel.
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Wait, how do we even know that LE is so evil? They just said indestructible demon. For all we know he's a nice loving guy!

...well it's a possibility...
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Bec Noir said:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, HUSSIEBOT!!!! And RUN, MS. PAINT!!!
I think he destroyed Hussiebot because of what Hussie did to Doc Scratch and he's trying to get revenge (since they are the same person).
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

I think he's just dressing up as her. I highly doubt he's actually UU.
That said when will we see the kids again? The alpha ones?
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Viceroy Bubbles von Salamancer said:
Wait, how do we even know that LE is so evil? They just said indestructible demon. For all we know he's a nice loving guy!

...well it's a possibility...
My master can't enter this universe until I am killed.
Such is the nature of the break.
TT: That almost sounds like martyrdom. Are you sure it won't be a hero's death?
Quite sure.
My master is a very evil man.
TT: Who is he?
I won't tell you his name.
But he goes by the title, Lord English.

Also I just came across this (again) and I feel like I should post it:
Also, if you were millions of years old, you would find that nearly every lady you encounter is quite young, relatively speaking.
There should be no reason for you to feel uncomfortable with this interaction. Try to think of me as one of your kindly human uncle figures.
In fact, if I were in your presence now, I would offer you candy to prove it.
TT: Oh my god.
What?
TT: Can we talk about the scratch instead of this?
Yes.
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

So Doc claims that Scratch is evil, how can we trust him?

I know that he's almost certainly evil but I find this amusing.

Also, what about the second quote, Bones?
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

BTW, guys. When Bones was looking at the new update, his shitty internet froze on the image of Lord English's face for about three minutes. You'll never guess what numbers were on the eye cueballs...

http://i.imgur.com/pP5L7.png
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

HEY BONES ADD ME ON FACEBOOK!
I would be horrified if I had to stare into Lord English's eyes while they read 69.
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Godot said:
BTW, guys. When Bones was looking at the new update, his *bleep*ty internet froze on the image of Lord English's face for about three minutes. You'll never guess what numbers were on the eye cueballs...

pP5L7.png
what language is the start button
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Pokémon Trainer Red said:
Godot said:
BTW, guys. When Bones was looking at the new update, his *bleep*ty internet froze on the image of Lord English's face for about three minutes. You'll never guess what numbers were on the eye cueballs...

pP5L7.png
what language is the start button
Probably Portuguese.
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

I don't think so.
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

It says Frenchin the corner, guys.

Also lol, Karkat back to his old tricks.
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Viceroy Bubbles von Salamancer said:
So Doc claims that Scratch is evil, how can we trust him?

I know that he's almost certainly evil but I find this amusing.

Also, what about the second quote, Bones?

*FACEPALM* X1 COMBO

And now, French = Portugese. Neat. Poor Bonsey & Poirot though; they'll need to learn a whole new vocabulary won't they?
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

What I meant was, how can we assume that Doc's definition of evil is the same as ours?
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

It's either the same, or worse.
Detective *bleep* Gumshoe said:
Pokémon Trainer Red said:
Godot said:
BTW, guys. When Bones was looking at the new update, his *bleep*ty internet froze on the image of Lord English's face for about three minutes. You'll never guess what numbers were on the eye cueballs...

pP5L7.png
what language is the start button
Probably Portuguese.

No, French.

Marioguy1 said:
He's using Google Chrome in French...ilu <3

P.S. uTorrent? ;)

MY SECRET HAS BEEN REVEAAAALED
EDIT:

Marioguy1 said:
They're flying towards a dream bubble...

Is anyone else begging "Nepeta"?
I want to see what happened to Eridan. Seriously, we saw all the dead trolls in dream bubbles. All of them. Except him.
 
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