Can Town (The Official Homestuck Thread)

Favorite Troll?

  • Aradia Megido

    Votes: 10 16.1%

  • Tavros Nitram

    Votes: 6 9.7%

  • Sollux Captor

    Votes: 12 19.4%

  • Karkat Vantas

    Votes: 24 38.7%

  • Nepeta Leijon

    Votes: 15 24.2%

  • Kanaya Maryam

    Votes: 8 12.9%

  • Terezi Pyrope

    Votes: 21 33.9%

  • Vriska Serket

    Votes: 10 16.1%

  • Equius Zahhak

    Votes: 4 6.5%

  • Gamzee Makara

    Votes: 7 11.3%

  • Eridan Ampora

    Votes: 6 9.7%

  • Feferi Peixes

    Votes: 9 14.5%
  • Total voters
    62
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

:eek:
KARKAT: EVERYBODY OUT OF THE GODDAMN WAY.
KARKAT: I GOT A LAB FULL OF HUMANS, A MOUTH FULL OF YELLING, AND A TORTURED PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE FULL OF TOTALLY HYSTERICAL EMOTIONS AND UNAIRED GRIEVANCES AT PRACTICALLY EVERYBODY.
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Couldn't find gray :/
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

ROSE: You do realize we've seen her [Mom/Roxy] already, right?
DAVE: what
DAVE: when
ROSE: Months ago.
ROSE: In a dream.
ROSE: She was floating along in Derse pajamas, asleep.
DAVE: wait that was her
ROSE: Yes.
DAVE: oh
DAVE: huh
DAVE: .....
ROSE: You're wondering why I didn't tell you?
DAVE: no
ROSE: You're specifically wondering why I wasn't forthcoming with an answer to your question at the time, "hey who was that choice babe in the pajamas?"
DAVE: god fucking dammit
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Security Lady said:
Viceroy Bubbles von Salamancer said:
Karkat/Dave OTP.
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That Is The Worst Ship Ever Since Gamzee X Tavros
I Really Would Be Mad If Andrew Canonizes That
Because
Uh
See Im Explaining This Badly
What Im Saying Is Basically
Just
FUCK NO
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bUt GaMzEe X TaVrOs Is HaWt BrO
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

I was just thinking that Jane's kernel sprite could be prototyped with John/Poppop. It would make another similarity between the too and Poppop and Nanna are very similar in some ways.
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Gallade said:
I was just thinking that Jane's kernel sprite could be prototyped with John/Poppop. It would make another similarity between the too and Poppop and Nanna are very similar in some ways.
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Did you not pay attention to A6I2?
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Viceroy Bubbles von Salamancer said:
Gallade said:
I was just thinking that Jane's kernel sprite could be prototyped with John/Poppop. It would make another similarity between the too and Poppop and Nanna are very similar in some ways.
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Did you not pay attention to A6I2?
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1) They're not similar, they're the same.
2) Nothing is allowed to be prototyped!

EDIT: Wow, I can just imagine what Kanaya and Rose are thinking right now.
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Bones don't even try to deny it. Dave x Karkat is in the house.
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Marioguy1 said:
Hm

It seems Jade is part of a love triangle with Dave and Karkat now :O
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Wow.

This is actually pretty interesting...

I still support Karkat + Terezi, though.
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

I just wanted to post this here because only Homestuck fans can get it.

[21:27] Bulbasaur my rising sign is cancer
[21:27] Bulbasaur rising sign reflects your mode of interaction with the world
[21:27] Bulbasaur its just as important as the sun sign
[21:27] CountBonsula ...
[21:28] CountBonsula the fact that your "rising sign" is cancer doesn't give you access to all these conditions anyway
[21:28] CountBonsula it's not like you can gain 169 by snapping your fingers
[21:29] Bulbasaur boner you dont know what a rising sign is or what it fucking does, dont try to talk like you do
[21:29] CountBonsula or gain all that preposterous amount of money and experience
[21:30] CountBonsula yeah I do
[21:30] CountBonsula you just explained it to me you douche
[21:30] Aldo uses the stars and attacks CountBonsula
[21:30] Aldo THAT'S HOW YOU USE THE STARS
[21:30] Bulbasaur i explained the basic thing
[21:31] Bulbasaur i didnt tell you about how it relates to money or exp
[21:31] Arcanine *Cancer*
[21:31] CountBonsula Capricorn
[21:31] CountBonsula Your psychological nature is introverted and cold, totally controlled and phlegmatic, at least regarding the image you project invariably. You seem unemotional and austere. Actually, your secondarity chews over the strategies or responses that you create as a recation to the environment. You are slow but very thoughtful, solid and balanced. You are as curt as you are cold and you put the...
[21:31] CountBonsula ...strength of your character at the service of your huge and long-term ambition. Or you may be detached from the earthly riches and you focus on spiritual values.
[21:31] CountBonsula Like all the people born under an apparently reserved and tough sign, your inner personality is often charming and gentle, as if the thick armour, forged throughout childhood, had entirely preserved the purity and the warmth of the soul imprisoned within.
[21:31] CountBonsula With this Ascendant, you come across as serious, cold, disciplined, patient, focused, thoughtful, ambitious, indomitable, cautious, lucid, persistent, provident, steady, introverted, stern, wilful, hard-working, responsible, persevering, honest, realistic, loyal, reserved, resolute, moralistic, quiet, rigorous, attached and reliable. But you may also be curt, withdrawn, calculating, petty,...
[21:31] CountBonsula ...cruel, unpleasant, ruthless, selfish, dull, rigid, slow or sceptical.
[21:31] CountBonsula wow
[21:31] CountBonsula that's surprisingly fits
[21:31] Arcanine hmm, it's a bit of a depressing song, but lovely still
[21:31] CountBonsula *that
[21:32] CountBonsula wait
[21:32] CountBonsula oh god
[21:32] CountBonsula your rising sign is cancer
[21:32] CountBonsula and mine is capricon
[21:32] CountBonsula OH GOD NO OH GOD NO OH GOD NO
[21:32] -->| MrConcreteDonkey (MCD@8uxz09c9.bb.sky.com) has joined #marioguychat
[21:32] ChanServ [MrConcreteDonkey] MUHHA
[21:32] =-= Mode #marioguychat +o MrConcreteDonkey by ChanServ
[21:32] Bulbasaur .....
[21:32] Anton{Hypnotoad} hi mcd
[21:32] MrConcreteDonkey hi
[21:32] Bulbasaur really?
[21:32] Arcanine that fits me too, bonsey you mook
[21:32] CountBonsula oh my god this is so wrong
[21:32] MrConcreteDonkey what fits who
[21:32] MrConcreteDonkey because if it fits arcanine then it sucks
[21:32] Bulbasaur whats your moon
[21:32] Bulbasaur sign
[21:33] CountBonsula (actually I used this http://www.horoscopeswithin.com/calculate.php )
[21:33] Arcanine moon
[21:34] CountBonsula I have no idea what a moon sign is
[21:34] Bulbasaur the house the moon was in when you were born
[21:34] Bulbasaur (duh)
[21:34] CountBonsula how am I supposed to know
[21:35] CountBonsula should I use a calculator?
[21:35] Bulbasaur because basically every sign except the ascendant and midheaven is where some astrological planet was at some time
[21:35] CountBonsula ok apparently it's...leo?
[21:35] CountBonsula ..uhhh
[21:35] Bulbasaur mine is sagittarius
[21:36] CountBonsula OH COME ON
[21:36] Bulbasaur i forget what moon signs actually represent
[21:36] Bulbasaur lets hope its not romance
[21:36] Arcanine ...lol
[21:37] CountBonsula I am so posting this is RAINBOW RAMPUS PARTYTOWN
[21:37] Bulbasaur rumpus
[21:37] CountBonsula whatever
[21:37] Bulbasaur not whatever
[21:37] Bulbasaur you shitlick

Please note that me and 2257 are supposed to be kismesises
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

I'm a rising cancer. So that explains ths fact I'm so friggin hot-headed.
 
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