Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

Granted, the lightning stimulates a hidden pressure point and somehow grants you superpowers.

I wish I never moved or talked again.
 
But Metacritic hates Koopas, so Nintendo gets better scores.
I wish I died and went to hell.
 
Granted, you die, have 99 more lives, and go to a shopping mall called Hell, wondering why it rarely gets much business. I wish Mario Kart 8 had a boring cast.
 
Granted, but the game has really awesome karts.

I wish I got a F on every exam.
 
Granted, but it turns out F stands for Fantastic.

I wish I was in jail.
 
Granted, you only visit the jail with your class.

I wish a bird attacked me.
 
You go to the hospital and miss a lot of school.

I wish my head got cut off.
 
Granted, but it turns out that you're a zombie so you can put your head back.

I wish I got stuck under a big boulder.
 
Granted, the water isn't deep at all, making you able to walk on the ground and you see an island nearby.

I wish I was crushed by a piano.
 
Granted, it knocks you underground and you become the ruler of the moles.

I wish I was in my least favourite place.
 
Granted, since it's a good wish, nothing happens at all.

I wish I starved to death.
 
Granted, the Genie's twists actually make your wishes even better for you.

I wish I was at the Beaches of Normandy during D-Day in World War II
 
Agumon said:
Granted, your heart stops, but you gets resurrected by some quick paramedics.

I wish the Twilight Sparkle died.
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Granted, it was at the end of the series and was a heroic sacrifice in defeating the biggest threat to equestria yet. And Twilight becomes the spirit/angel of Harmony.

I wish I was flattened (cartoon-joke style)
 
Granted, you're bought by a nice kid who pampers you even though you're not alive

I wish a window blew up in my face
 
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