Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

[Madikoopa]

Granted, but you quickly adapt to an underwater lifestyle, and now you can hold your breath for long periods of time.

I wish I were an ant.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you're a giant ant. Or a gi-ant.

I wish that there will be no more episodes of The Big Bang Theory.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, you make haters happy.

I wish Mario never existed

 

[Madikoopa]

Granted, but then the creators decide to make Bowser the hero to change it up a bit. Since the games are now from the viewpoint of someone who is in the grey area of morality, the games become deeper with a much more interesting plot. Plus, now you get to play as Bowser!

I wish my life was but a figment and I woke up one day to nonexistence.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, but then you live in the Mario universe

I wish there was only generation 1 of Pokemon

 

[marioman1213]

How is that a bad wish...
Granted, but since there's only one generation, Game Freak put alot more challenges into it to beat.

I wish Mimi existed.

 

[Shyghoul]

granted but she eats you

i wish everyone was a marshmallow

 

[marioman1213]

Okay how is me getting eaten not bad?
Oh wait, I'm not looking from your view.

 

[Madikoopa]

i wish everyone was a marshmallow

Granted, but now you can eat people you don't like.

I wish I fell into a black hole.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you exit out a white hole to another dimension, to a planet where you are king and live forever.

I wish I was poisoned.

 

[Milo Thatch]

You die and go to heaven.

I wish my 3DS broke.

 

[Madikoopa]

Granted, but it turns out that the 3DS was artificially intelligent and bent on destroying the world.

I wish gravity was nonexistent.

 

[YuruNex]

Granted,But only everyone you hate is effected

I wish for no wishes

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but you get endless luck.

I wish a shark ate me during a scuba diving.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But it has a mansion inside its stomach filled with anything you desire

I wish yoshis didn't die

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, they become really popular.

I wish Papa Louie games were harder

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but due to its difficulty, it receives 10/10 by IGN and Gamespot.

I wish a murderer came to my house.

 

[Kingfawful4321]

Granted, but he brought hard candy.

I wish i didn't exist.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, the extra food you didn't eat fed starving children in Africa.

I wish to be a virus.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, but people get infected because of you

I wish a tornado happened in my garden

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, a Tormato plant (a cross between a Tornado and a Tomato) forms and is the most powerful plant on Plants Vs. Zombies 3.

I wish I weren't a dragon.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, you are a really smart human with a very successful life.

I wish I couldn't speak english at all.

 

[Madikoopa]

Granted, but you can speak every other language in the world and thus become very successful.

I wish I had no limbs.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you look like a ball, and a new sport is made called Madikoopaball, and it is a huge success and you become insanely rich.

I wish I had cancer.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, people give you money and you won't die by the cancer.

I wish I exploded.