Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, pools disappear too.



I wish that was fired apon.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you were wearing a bullet-proof vest so powerful, it bounces the bullets back and who fired upon you.

I wish that the Earth would implode.

 

[YuruNex]

Granted, it comes back .000000000000001 miliseconds later
I wish I had no video games or internet

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, you have a normal, happy life.

I wish I wasn't obsessed with dragons.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, you never think about them and focuses on your school instead.

I wish a train crushed me.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you survive.



I wish for homework to pile up on me.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, it's turned into a national monument and you people pay you money to see it.

I wish for the moon to crash down to Earth.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, it only happens in Majora's Mask.


I wish for the black death to return.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, it affects only rocks.

I wish everybody was evil.

 

[N64Dude]

Granted but a special person changes everyone back to normal.


I wish i had 100000 dollers in GTA 5.

 

[YuruNex]

But that isn't a bad thing?

Granted, you get the money in real life too


I wish my family died

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but a wizard took pity on you and brought them back to life.

I wish there was no Ghirahim in the new SSB.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

He is? Granted, you get your favorite Zelda character instead. (Not Gihrahim)


I wish that I had no manga anymore.

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, it's anime instead.

I wish to go deaf, mute, and blind.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but then you learn to enjoy a life without them.

I wish that I lost my ability to love.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but your life improves drastically because of that.

I wish I could never play Zelda again.

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, you play Mario games and are just as happy as you would be.

I wish my identity was stolen.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you become something that has a known identity.


I wish for that I died.

 

[Kerrigan]

Your wish was rejected.

I wish Mariowiki didn't existt.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you get Mariopedia instead.



I wish that I REALLY died.

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, you die in SM64.

I wish I flunked my tests.

 

[Occasionally Returns]

Granted, you are now a stupid, stupid man.

I wish that I made so many rant threads that somebody made a T-shirt out of it.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, you become a millionaire because of it.

I wish a fairy type will kiss me.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but the kiss cured a deadly disease that you didn't know you had.

I wish I was allergic to everything.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you shortly get cured of you allergic reactions forever.

I wish a bear attacked me.