Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

[Icemario]

Granted, it'd probably be a stuffed teddy bear.

I wish my school would abruptly burst into flames.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, it was just an illusion made by your teachers.

I wish I was thrown in a pit full of scorpions.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, you become the generic superhero Scorpio Man, and save dozens of people.

I wish a hairdryer was used on Icemario.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, it's broken.

I wish a thief stole everything in my house.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but your insurance replaces all of them with cool new upgrades worth 20 times your original possessions.

I wish dolphins will go extinct.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, scientists successfully clone a better species of dolphins.

I wish a dictator took over my country and wanted to kill me.

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, hes playing SSB and that's why he wants to kill you.

I wish I didn't exist.

 

[Cackletta]

Granted, you exist in another dimension filled with happiness.

I wish everyone I loved was not alive.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Grented, you don't love them anymore.



I wish I was evil.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, your evilness make people happy.

I wish a giant hammer hit me.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, it was nothing but a bad dream.


I wish for the Earth to implode.

 

[Occasionally Returns]

Not granted. The Earth will not implode you terrible koopaling.
I wish I wasn't a fan of M.L.P. so I could be 'cooler.'

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But the allure of MLP drew you towards it anyways.

I wish that everyone hated me.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but did you realize that even with that wish, people learn to like you again.

I wish that everyone loved me.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, you marry all of them.

I wish TV remotes did not exist.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Well, just wait a few years, and then there will be no need for them. :P

I wish that DF had a pet dragon.

 

[DragonFreak]

Bad wish?

Granted, but it ends horrible for everyone except me.

I wish that Dr. Pepper would cease to exist.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, and everyone slowly becomes less addicted to pop.

I wish that I was in Termina on Day 3.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but your just reversed time. (I believe you can do that...)

I wish Groose's theme went with everything.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, and it makes an awesome meme for everything.

I wish that I could feel what it would be like to be in the afterlife.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, it's wonderful. Paradisiacal.


I wish that my IQ dropped to zero.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted, but in the future, blind robots attack anyone who has any intellect

I with that everyone would die.

 

[Milo Thatch]

We die and go to heaven

I wish I always had to talk in a Daisy voice

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But some people with a Daisy fetish fall in love with you.

I wish that my twin brother would rule the world.

 

[Milo Thatch]

But you take advantage of it by killing him and then pretending to be him
I wish I always had to do Luigi's winning pose from MPDS (jump up and down and say "I'm a superstar!!")