Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

Granted, it was just an illusion made by your teachers.

I wish I was thrown in a pit full of scorpions.
 
Granted, you become the generic superhero Scorpio Man, and save dozens of people.

I wish a hairdryer was used on Icemario.
 
Granted, it's broken.

I wish a thief stole everything in my house.
 
Granted, scientists successfully clone a better species of dolphins.

I wish a dictator took over my country and wanted to kill me.
 
Granted, hes playing SSB and that's why he wants to kill you.

I wish I didn't exist.
 
Granted, your evilness make people happy.

I wish a giant hammer hit me.
 
Granted, but in the future, blind robots attack anyone who has any intellect

I with that everyone would die.
 
We die and go to heaven

I wish I always had to talk in a Daisy voice
 
But some people with a Daisy fetish fall in love with you.

I wish that my twin brother would rule the world.
 
But you take advantage of it by killing him and then pretending to be him
I wish I always had to do Luigi's winning pose from MPDS (jump up and down and say "I'm a superstar!!")
 
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