Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

Granted, but you can easily avoid them.

I wish that a meteorite was about to collide with Earth.
 
Granted, there is a force field around earth

I wish I was a :goomba: and :mario: was descending above me.
 
Lord Spongeful said:
Granted, there is a force field around earth

I know this is kind of geeky to say but the earth actually does have a force field around the earth. It is called the o-zone layer, but it can't be seen. The o-zone layer has a hole in it (for various reason) and that could be why meteors crash down to earth; meteors do not suppose to fall down to earth.

Granted, you lose, recover from or get rid of whatever C4 is.

I wish I was evil :evilgrin:
 
Granted, but you are defeated and learn the error of your ways, then live a peaceful life.

I wish I was aboard a spaceship about to crashland into Mercury.
 
(C4 is explosive)

Granted, your ship suddenly engages autopilot and returns home.

I wish a hole leading right to Hell opened up under me.
 
Granted, but the hippies are back. :eek:

I wish that Nintendo never existed.
 
Granted, they only never existed in your mind. They exist in reality though.

I wish I was a uncivilized, caveman, gorilla and ape-like human living on a deserted island all by myself.
 
Granted, you dodge it and it hits Justin Beiber.

I wish I was on fire.
 
Granted, but the firefighters came just in time.

I wish a sequel to Action 52 was made for the Wii U.
 
Um, dude, I had a wish.

EDIT: Never mind.

Granted, its awesome,

I wish I was killed by Roserade.
 
Granted, but you come back for some reason.

I wish Data Design Interactive ported all of their Wii games to Wii U.
 
Granted, they're completely revamped into good games.

I wish I time traveled and ended up in the middle of a battlefield in World War II while the battle was still going on.
 
Granted, you can though.

I wish Tamsoft and D3 Publisher made another Family Party 30 Great Games for the Wii U.
 
Granted, but the can was clean.

I wish that I fell on a pool with lava.
 
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