Control the Throne

I ask you politely if I can sit on the throne. You say "Okay" and I sit on the throne. I then proceed to bash your brains out with mah hammer, anyways.
 
I use mah hammer to create earthquakes. You fall in one and are sent to hell. I glue myself to the throne so I can't get kicked off.
 
Just a flesh wound. I kick you off the throne and bash your brains out again (you sure do have a lot of brains)
 
My vaporized dust gets in your eyes, so you can't see. The other me whom you didn't vaporize pushes you into the earthquake I made. He then consumed every single cell of yours, assumed the throne and encased him and the throne in a protective bubble.
 
My evil half reassembles itself, bashes the brains out of Pokemon Trainer Red, and consumes my good half, thereby becoming a whole. My evil half is currently in control.
 
Too bad yo hammer was killed by my killer bowling ball, which means the hammer bounces from the ball to your corpse and you die twice. Also, I'll apply some revenge right now. I trap Neptune and kill him with my killer bowling ball, then I teabag him and send his body to a dimension in which he will suffer eternally and never escape.

Throne Mantain
 
Stephan Pastis (Pearls Before Swine) "un-kills" mah hammer, as well as Good Magikrazy and Evil Magikrazy. We both dragon kick you from either side, pushing your guts out of your head. Evil me consumes good me, grabs mah hammer and placed in attack mode.
Throne evil!
 
Smasher said:
I'm pretty sure you can't kill the other players guys.
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I steal the throne while you're all busy breaking the rules of the game and fly to my secret palace on the moon.

Throne get.
 
Therefore, back to me and LuigiNo.1, I explode into 2 million pieces that regenerate themselves (1 million good, 1 million evil). The main evil me consumes the other Magikrazies as well as the throne, but not before putting on my unbreakable/unpierceable chestplate (in case someone tries to cut me open) and reassembling mah hammer (in case I need to bash someone's brains out).
1,999,999 Magikrazies are currently on the throne.

EDIT:No rules were broken, as LuigiNo.1 says, so your entry is void.
 
Evil Magikrazy said:
Stephan Pastis (Pearls Before Swine)
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I love you for referencing him.

Also you still can't kill each other, I remember them saying that a while back.

I suck the little yous up with a little vacuum cleaner.

Throne get.
 
The little me's fuse into one big me, breaking the vacuum. I then reconsume them and the throne, this time crazy-gluing my mouth shut.

Throne retrieve!
 
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