Control the Throne

Different universe - I control the Buus, and the Buus control my paratroopas.
 
You said those words, so I just killed a puppy.

I was smart enough as a baby to avoid the implant.

Imma just sit back here, on my throne of skulls, watching over my new hellish kingdom. And the fight you guys are having over some throne thing. I already split the difference, and got 3k trillion in cash.

*flicks through his money*

By the by, that throne was stolen from some pawn shop. Happy controlling!
 
After pulling of over 1000 Ponzi schemes, I've got enough money to buy the throne, almost a quintillion dollars.

Bane killed a puppy, I mean, THRONE GET!
 
SOLD! To the man in the grey sweatervest.

*counts even more of his money, while sitting back in his throne and looking over his madness*
 
Actually that's the real thing. I'm sat on the only replica, which is worth less than half of that thing you have. You don't like it? Then I'll send your ass to court.

[me=Neptune]takes Sh1ny EL3 to court, which is presided over by Edward Steuben, also known as Scarecrow[/me]

Scarecrow: Sh1ny EL3, you stand accused of false claims against his majesty Lord Neptune. How do you plead?
 
I spend five days making a highly complicated weapon designed to knock you out of the way hand me the throne. Instead it ends up picking up the throne and squishing me with it.

So instead I just push you down and sit on the throne.

Throne get.
 
Smasher, pls

Sh1ny EL3 said:
ENGAGE IN COITUS WITH THE CONSTABULARY

-Runs out of court-

The New Marais militia swarm in opening fire.

Throne keep.
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Scarecrow: oh there's no escape from this courtroom.

[me=The Guards]drag Sh1NY EL3 back into the court room and tie him up in shackles[/me]

Scarecrow: Since you tried to run, your throne will be taken away from you, and auctioned to the next highest bidder. And you, my friend, will be given two choices. You can either choose death, in which we will kill you, or exile, which is a short trip across the frozen ocean to realms unknown.

So? What'll it be? Death? Or exile?

Back to Neptune: I guess Smasher is the next highest bidder. I'll give you the throne for...oh, say...200k million?
 
Scarecrow: So you choose Exile? Fine.

EXILE!

[me=Scarecrow]slams his hammer onto the table, and within seconds, Sh1ny EL3 is taken to the Wikisberg port, where the ocean has frozen over, and dead bodies lie all over the ground.

Sh1ny EL3 is almost 5 metres away from the shore, until the ice breaks from underneath him, and he falls through, freezing to death.[/me]
 
You've forgotten something, judging by both my past and current avatars, I can fly. I slowly make my way back to civilization, eating human flesh.

No throne get.
 
By civilisation, you mean my capitalist society of the Mario Wiki that I just created through war and guns? Yes.

[me=Neptune]orders the guns to shoot down Sh1ny EL3[/me]
 
I am BULLET PROOF!!!

Although, not really, I die and respawn In RED base.

(Voice)SH1NY EL3: Sentry Ahead!

...

Direct hit Soldier takes out guns.

Getting back to the real purpose of my being here, I grab the real throne.(From Smasher)

I have the throne.
 
I create a Time Machine in a secret underground lair and go back in time, before KingBowser99/Bane used his evil instrument. I destroy the device and prevent KingBowser99/Bane from spreading chaos and destruction with it. I also take the throne with me to the present.
 
I give Pandapowah a real panda with chainsaws as arms, so while he hugs, he gets viciously mauled to death
I lead my RandomArmy of Zoroarks, Greek Deities, Pokemon Scientists, Chimchars, Buus, Majins, Blazikens, Paratroopas, Harley Quinns, and Rayman to guard the throne
Oh, and I dropped the Incredibly Safe Capsules on everyone except for myself and the army
 
Pandapowah said:
I create a Time Machine in a secret underground lair and go back in time, before KingBowser99/Bane used his evil instrument. I destroy the device and prevent KingBowser99/Bane from spreading chaos and destruction with it. I also take the throne with me to the present.
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Time lock prevents that.
 
Bane said:
Pandapowah said:
I create a Time Machine in a secret underground lair and go back in time, before KingBowser99/Bane used his evil instrument. I destroy the device and prevent KingBowser99/Bane from spreading chaos and destruction with it. I also take the throne with me to the present.
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Time lock prevents that.
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I built many robot mice to sneak in and turn off the Time Lock.
 
So let me get this straight

You want to build tiny robots, which should be harder to build than normal size robots (which are hard to build anyway), infiltrate Bowserpedia Fortress (formerly Sysop tower), locate the generator, while avoiding thousands of thugs, avoiding the system crash that will destroy all your robots, destroy the time lock, use a time machine, and go back in time to prevent this, so that you will once again be banned to the desert by Porplemontage himself so you can squabble over the throne in the burning deserts, instead of leaving it the way I have made it, and fighting over the throne in the comfort of the Bureaucrat warehouse?

That is a fantastic plan and I wish you the best of luck. Sadly, I cannot allow you to do this. Guards!

[me=The Guards] come in, shoot Pandapowah dead, and bury him six feet under, with the zombie watch underway. His spirit flies around for three hours[/me]
 
Well...here's the thing...

Since the time lock is still on around the planet, the time that your spirit takes to leave this world is greatly shortened. Shortened by about..three hours?

But...there is a way

In fact I performed this trick on LN1, I believe. I revived him. However, and here's the kicker, you can only be revived if you go after the throne and only the throne. You cannot try to restore the planet, and if you do try, well, you know the rest.

What say you?
 
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