Control the Throne

I grab the throne, since I wasn't here when GP murdered everyone, and I stab him at the base of the neck, paralyzing him from there down.

Then I grab the throne and retreat to Minas Tirith, where I place it in the Citadel and rule over Gondor. A rather defensible position, no?
 
Little did you know that it takes more than any amount of staplers to really murder me. And also little did you know that during your retreat I quickly replaced your throne with a fake one. Had I not done that, you wouldn't have been able to get out, literally. If you want the thing you'll have to return, or you can stay ruling a place which would probably be better. Whatever you do, you have to get back here if you want it, and I won't give it up easily, and I covered all my paralyzing points.
 
[me=Neptune's Guards]drag GP into Scarecrow's courtroom. Scarecrow is in conversation with Blue Koop. They both look over at GP, and Blue Koop walks out silently. Scarecrow then begins.[/me]

Scarecrow: GalacticPetey. You are here before Scarecrow's court, for one reason, and one reason only. You are a cold blooded killer.

[me=GP] starts to look worried. After a short pause, Scarecrow continues.[/me]

Scarecrow: You have been praised! In fact, Neptune has been watching your antics for a while now. He would like for you to become one of his top Guards. We call them, "The Family"


Scarecrow:So. You have a choice here. You can go back to stealing a priceless throne, and killing everyone who tries to steal it from you, OR

You can join us, live in comfort with good food and warm clothing, women as you desire them, allowed to pursue your studies of philosophy and history, I would enjoy debating with you, you have a keen mind. It's up to you, a life of ease and intellectual challenge. You can steal the throne with all the latest technology we have in stock, and go around, pillaging and murdering whatever and whoever you like.
 
[me=The court room]chuckles with laughter.[/me]

Scarecrow: Then welcome to The Family, Mr. Petey!

[me=Scarecrow]slams the hammer onto the table[/me]
 
My massive army of soul reapers takes the throne and boards my massive, black hole resistant, spaceship.

↑↑↓↓←→←→BA

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Goodbye world of the throne.

I found a new world of the throne on what once was unused code in SMG 2.
Kill streak: 7,000,000,000+

The court is gone
Bane's tower is gone
The throne is safe.
 
[me=Suddenly]NotABannableOffense wakes up. One of Neptune's guards looms over him[/me]

Guard: Whoops! sorry mate! I dropped this girder on you by mistake! Are you going to be alright?
 
*Suddenly Bane's delusional mentality is revealed, however it is far too late seeing as how he is dead.

Your world is gone, and there is nothing you can do about it.

You can't win if you don't play the game.
 
Fail haikou.
Besides, you forgot to put an anti intruder system. Your soul reapers are not much when I got the devil himself on the number. I'm going to take this away, and leave you to die by the stars. Your ship can take their pull and heat, but it doesn't stop the stars' tremendous heat and all what happens there from reaching you and killing you. I was already out and back into business. I closed the gates to space. All of them. You can't get out. You may be able to get in Earth, but you won't get out. You can't use cheat codes or glitches/bugs. Cheat codes here will only get you some food. Enjoy it, you can only use them once. Also, the glitches/bugs are patched as can be. Good luck, because I certainly'll keep this nonsense going.

Oh, and Earth is still there, you just destroyed a very similar planet.
 
Listen chap.

You're obviously mentally insane, so I'll let you off this once. However, you're going to be put under the close eye of GP and his men over there.

The world is fine, you couldn't have possibly gotten that bomb from anywhere. And even if you did, I CONTROL TIME NOW!

I can change anything you try and do within seconds. To be fair, are you really that upset with this new time change? Or would you really prefer going back to the horrible disgusting desert, over the comfort and warmth of the bureaucrat warehouse?

EDIT: LN1 do not post conflict me. You'll make me angry, and you won't like me when i'm angry.
 
The point is, the point of the game is to capture the throne, not create empires if they do not involve the throne.

The world has burned. I have reset the game. LN1 has the throne. I have destroyed the Earth. You cannot control time. You shall capture the throne.
 
Listen, you can push that reset button all you like, it ain't gonna change a thing

It doesn't exactly change the game that much.

I'd say just keep on playing in my new empire, and there won't be any problems. Ok?
 
Are you trying to kick me off this forum?

At least I'm not trying to end this game like I did before! Here, just take the bloody throne, and leave me to control my empire!
 
I track LN1 down and put some lead in between his eyes.

I have the throne and AA guns/soul reapers/Joseph Betrand/every single VG sub-boss and boss/all the Ponies/Cole McGrath/the Beast/the Black Mage/Pink Been will kill you if you step near it without my explicit permission.
 
Well, I guess it's time for this thing

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Woohoo. Missed me. Denied. Are you even trying? No problem. Dat didn't hurt. Ahahaha. What's the matter you freakin' stupid? I have the devil himself on the number. Yeah, your defense got breach too easily. Besides, your defense isn't what you say it is, it's only about half except for every single VG sub-boss and boss, not a single one appears. You happen to be hallucinating. I take it and smack all of your defenses, and leave you with a gift( the curse which doesn't permit you to kill me unless you kill yourself in the process and never come back). G'luck, you'll need it.
 
I don't have to kill you. MUAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

IT'S TIME FOR -insert drumroll-

THE SAND MAN
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Stuns and grabs throne. Sets of to find a good VooDoo witch who can lift his curse, does, curse lifted.
 
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