Control the Throne

Sorry pal, but I left long ago, whatever you just killed wasn't me. I now have hundreds of medics allowing for full uber all of the time, also hundreds upon hundreds of sentries and spy checking pyros standing next to dispensers.
 
Kritzkrieg+Default Uber Medic+Soldier+Direct Hit=you're going down.
Direct Hit crit rockets are serious business. Sentry nests and Pyros down. Uber delay by knockback by throwing rockets at hit, taking you away from the Medigun's range. Random array of crit rockets kill you. No respawning in arena. Now, Medics, if you please, I have a few teamnates who'd like to personally destroy you
*Loads of Pyros coming in*
HP regen isn't gonna save you from a flare storm. You are ded.
Success, we have secured the enemy intelligence. Whoever was still alive didn't stop me.
 
You clearly do not understand the concept of ROCKET SURFING it's where uber charged medics can fly, they can fly even farther on crit rockets.

Its like rocket jumping for medics.

Oh, and pyros can do the same thing by air blasting rockets towards their feet.
 
Why so many rockets all of a sudden? I don't remember shipping these in...

You there! Check through the documents!
 
NotABannableOffense said:
You clearly do not understand the concept of ROCKET SURFING it's where uber charged medics can fly, they can fly even farther on crit rockets.

Its like rocket jumping for medics.

Oh, and pyros can do the same thing by air blasting rockets towards their feet.
I used knockback to actually get them away. Yeah, I'm in cp_well. It's not much different from ctf_well except that there are control points instead of intelligence. Yeah, I probably don't, but let's face it, don't you need idiots/enemies who cooperate to do that, or whatever. Rocket surfing disabled where I am.
 
Ah, well. It was about time we got to inventory checks.

Who the hell ordered 10,000 backsides?

Blue Koop: Actually, my lord, that's 10,000 donkeys. We just put asses to shorten it on the bill

Ah, now I see.

Hang on...

Who the hell ordered 10,000 donkies?
 
Guards!

Guard: Aye sir?

I want you to do a background check on them, hurry!

Guard: Aye sir, but my name's not Harry, it's Christopher.

Whatever, just get it done!

Guard: Aye sir.

Well, we got rid of the guy with the mysterious eye fetish, so I'm going to try and take a rest.
 
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| Bane's Le Order Form |
| NEW 100 Cheese |
| NEW Lots of Swag |
| 10000 asses |
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*A note: Shouldn't "asses" be censored?
 
NotABannableOffense said:
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| Bane's Le Order Form |
| NEW 100 Cheese |
| NEW Lots of Swag |
| 10000 asses |
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*A note: Shouldn't "asses" be censored?
Nope.avi
 
Not unless you want to enter your p*bleep*word every time you log in.

also i don't understand this thread anymore
 
NotABannableOffense said:
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| NEW 100 Cheese |
| NEW Lots of Swag |
| 10000 asses |
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Where's my shipment of 16,000 of these Bane masks? They're all I really care about!
 
Bane said:
NotABannableOffense said:
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| Bane's Le Order Form |
| NEW 100 Cheese |
| NEW Lots of Swag |
| 10000 asses |
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*A note: Shouldn't "asses" be censored?

Where's my shipment of 16,000 of these Bane masks? They're all I really care about!

Okay, I found a truck. Hey Gary!

Gary: Yeah?

These are the Bane masks, right?

[me=Minnie T.]picks one up.[/me]

They are. Tat's...... 10,000 dollars, huh?
 
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