Control the Throne

Heheheheh...

[me=Neptune]gestures to the guards. Within seconds the guards roll a machine by. The machine is drooping with wires. Meanwhile, two of the other guards dig up Pandapowah's corpse. The guards attach the wires to the corpse, and charge up the machine.[/me]

Now re-enter your body.

[me=Pandapowah's ghost]floats into the body. The Guards pump the machine, and give the body a whack, and another, and another, and a final whack. Pandapowah jolts up.[/me]

Welcome back.
 
Whats with people not protecting the throne?

I Stab you and use the magic of Friendship to turn the Throne into a magical shape shifting throne. The throne is now a domesticated docile polar bear.

Polar Bear get.
 
I'm simply ruling over my corrupt dictatorus capitalist society that I unfairly took from the hands of the Mario Wiki.

If you have a problem with that, I can...always take you to court...?
 
NotABannableOffense said:
Please don't take me to court.

Stay out of my shed.
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So you've heard about Scarecrow's Court.

I can assure you, the rumours you hear are false.



It's always worse than you hear.
 
LN1 said:
Weren't you supposed to be good at stabbing? Because if so, you suck.
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I'm good at cutting, with a chainsaw.

You've forgotten something! I've got the New Marais militia. I break the tape and build a ship durable enough to withstand the gravity of a black hole long enough to recapture the throne

I'm with the throne somewhere in Bane's corrupt dictatorus capitalist society. Good Luck.
 
You may be good at cutting and building, but you aren't good at dodging. I throw you a bullet, and we all know you do not simply outsmart bullet, and neither do I. Now I tie you with a thing stronger than the Sun's gravitational pull, and stay on guard and avoiding insanity. Your ship may withstand a black hole, but you don't withstand what I tied you with. I then take the throne and GTFO.
 
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