Control the Throne

It was a dark evening.

A group of delusional Bandits has place themselves in Minas Tirith.

They took over the throne.

It was that evening when Freakworld decided to do something.

He went to the local Mafia, and purchased himself some C4. He had to be careful. In the night, he climbed the outer walls to get into the castle. However, there was one thing he didn't think of. "How do I take out the guards?", he said to himself.

There were no guards.

Irritated as he was, he decided to enter the main building and go upstairs.

He heared weird noises, even screams.

When walking even more upwards he suddenly realized that everybody was in the throne room. Then, music started playing...

MUSIC?!?!?!?!?!?

Everybody was partying in the throne room. He thought: "Meh, why not join the defense."

Also add me to the CPC please.
 
I just want to point out that we shouldn't add every Tom, dick and Harry who wants to be in

in other words we should keep the amount of people in the group to a minimum
 
Kingbowser99 said:
I just want to point out that we shouldn't add every Tom, dick and Harry who wants to be in

in other words we should keep the amount of people in the group to a minimum
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Technically Minas Tirith can hold thousand people. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
 
Freakworld said:
Kingbowser99 said:
I just want to point out that we shouldn't add every Tom, dick and Harry who wants to be in

in other words we should keep the amount of people in the group to a minimum
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Technically Minas Tirith can hold thousand people. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
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I never said anything about Minas Tirith.
 
There is in Russia an emeritus Professor Nikolay Stepanovitch, a chevalier and privy councillor; he has so many Russian and foreign decorations that when he has occasion to put them on the students nickname him "The Ikonstand." His acquaintances are of the most aristocratic; for the last twenty-five or thirty years, at any rate, there has not been one single distinguished man of learning in Russia with whom he has not been intimately acquainted. There is no one for him to make friends with nowadays; but if we turn to the past, the long list of his famous friends winds up with such names as Pirogov, Kavelin, and the poet Nekrasov, all of whom bestowed upon him a warm and sincere affection. He is a member of all the Russian and of three foreign universities. And so on, and so on. All that and a great deal more that might be said makes up what is called my "name."

That is my name as known to the public. In Russia it is known to every educated man, and abroad it is mentioned in the lecture-room with the addition "honoured and distinguished." It is one of those fortunate names to abuse which or to take which in vain, in public or in print, is considered a sign of bad taste. And that is as it should be. You see, my name is closely associated with the conception of a highly distinguished man of great gifts and unquestionable usefulness. I have the industry and power of endurance of a camel, and that is important, and I have talent, which is even more important. Moreover, while I am on this subject, I am a well-educated, modest, and honest fellow. I have never poked my nose into literature or politics; I have never sought popularity in polemics with the ignorant; I have never made speeches either at public dinners or at the funerals of my friends ... In fact, there is no slur on my learned name, and there is no complaint one can make against it. It is fortunate.



You fall to sleep. I get the throne.
 
it was a stupid mother-fuckin one sentence throne get post

ergo it's invalid
 
I am not writing a story to get the throne.

Unfortunately for you, the throne has been pixelated! I am E Gadd's long lost brother! I know the technology!

I make the throne reappear in the bunker. Throne get.
 
Freakworld got rejected.

While everybody was arguing about 1-sentence-throne-gets, he was making his next plan.

He calls his gang of Pikmin to storm the castle.

It was a total mess.

The Red Pikmin drowned in front of the castle, The Yellow Pikmin got burned by the boiling Visions-of-death with whom the throne occupiers were looking at them. The Blue Pikmin got blown up by the Bombs the Yellow Pikmin were carrying. In the meantime a bird came and ate the fat Purple Pikmin. The Rock Pikmin got Pwnz0red bye Rolling Rocks that came rolling down the stairs...

Only the flying Pikmin came to the throne room. But they weren't suited for the amazing Mosquito repellent they were armed with.

Freakworld lost once again. He went into his house to eat bananas.
 
Freakworld said:
Freakworld got rejected.

While everybody was arguing about 1-sentence-throne-gets, he was making his next plan.

He calls his gang of Pikmin to storm the castle.

It was a total mess.

The Red Pikmin drowned in front of the castle, The Yellow Pikmin got burned by the boiling Visions-of-death with whom the throne occupiers were looking at them. The Blue Pikmin got blown up by the Bombs the Yellow Pikmin were carrying. In the meantime a bird came and ate the fat Purple Pikmin. The Rock Pikmin got Pwnz0red bye Rolling Rocks that came rolling down the stairs...

Only the flying Pikmin came to the throne room. But they weren't suited for the amazing Mosquito repellent they were armed with.

Freakworld lost once again. He went into his house to eat bananas.
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10/10 would like it if others did like this
 
Pearl said:
Freakworld said:
Freakworld got rejected.

While everybody was arguing about 1-sentence-throne-gets, he was making his next plan.

He calls his gang of Pikmin to storm the castle.

It was a total mess.

The Red Pikmin drowned in front of the castle, The Yellow Pikmin got burned by the boiling Visions-of-death with whom the throne occupiers were looking at them. The Blue Pikmin got blown up by the Bombs the Yellow Pikmin were carrying. In the meantime a bird came and ate the fat Purple Pikmin. The Rock Pikmin got Pwnz0red bye Rolling Rocks that came rolling down the stairs...

Only the flying Pikmin came to the throne room. But they weren't suited for the amazing Mosquito repellent they were armed with.

Freakworld lost once again. He went into his house to eat bananas.
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10/10 would like it if others did like this
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Can I be in your gang now? :D
 
The Earl of Millenium said:
Hahaha. Where is my throne? Well, of course, I have to go take it!

Throne get.
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stop it with this bloody fucking bullshit, it's getting really damn annoying as fucking hell so please just fucking stop

jesus christ
 
O_O said:
The Earl of Millenium said:
Hahaha. Where is my throne? Well, of course, I have to go take it!

Throne get.
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stop it with this bloody *bleep*ing bull*bleep*, it's getting really dang annoying as *bleep*ing hell so please just *bleep*ing stop

jesus christ
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I'm not going to write a novel, and it's not like I'm graded or anything. Stop complaining about other people's posts, and fix your own.
 
Frustrated about the loss of his loyal minions Freakworld began getting really pissed.

He had to do something. Now.

But until that time he stayed at his pc and observed the situation.
 
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