Give the next poster an item

[Lord Bowser]

*burns face*

Next user gets Journal #3.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

That journal is really boring
Next poster gets a Volt Shroom

 

[Lumastar]

That journal is really boring
Next poster gets a Volt Shroom

Do you watch Gravity Fall? Journal #3 is Dipper's journal. Anyway, I'll take this Volt Shroom now.

Next user gets a toxic Durant that bites them and turns them into a metal version of themselves.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Yay! Now I'm Rusty Copper Mr. L!

Next user gets the item of Death.

 

[Lord Bowser]

I keel you

Next user gets the deed to the Mystery Shack.

 

[Lumastar]

Won't you need that for the season premiere? Wow! I wonder if anything's behind this vending machine!

Next user gets a Beam Sword.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

MAH BEAM SWORD!!! Seriously, it's my favourite item in Smash. *Slices you on half*

Next user gets a Magikarp with Hyper Beam.

 

[Mintiously]

Errr, what? (Congrats on 109 levels Eleven)

Next person gets a smash ball

 

[Lord Bowser]

I destroy you.

Next user gets Waddles.

 

[Mintiously]

STOP DESTROYING EVERY1. *I revive everyone* Waddle is for next user

 

[3D Player 2004]

Throws Waddle at GabbyHayes, and taunt at her for messing with the game.
I run away since I don't want the waddle.
Next user gets a Blue Box. You don't know what it contains.

 

[Mintiously]

*opens blue box* It was a star! Congratulations, GabbyHayes!

Next person gets a mushroom Capsule full of candy

 

[Lord Bowser]

why the fuck does nobody watch gravity falls? it's like the only good disney show now...
Um, thanks?

Next user gets some spoiled milk.

 

[Lumastar]

I'm going to drink this now! *drinks milk*

Barf!

Next user gets my barf.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

You eat corn? Tastes like chicken.

Next user gets a Bob-OMB in their stomach.

 

[Lumastar]

Aw, s-

BOOM!

Next user has a dream where they are in Paper Mario: Sticker Star.

 

[Lord Bowser]

OH MY GOD GET ME OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE -kills self-

Next user gets Waddles. hopefully someone'll get it this time...

 

[Lumastar]

Okay, but how did you take him without Mabel noticing?

Nest user gets a ship that they ride in until they reach Tingle Island. Once there, they become Tingle's slave.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Okay, but how did you take him without Mabel noticing?

Pterodactyls are pretty helpful.

-cries-

Next user gets a vicious raccoon.

 

[Lumastar]

What the heck? *grabs raccoon and throws it at next user*

 

[Lord Bowser]

AHH MY FACE

Next user gets sent a picture of my mangled face.

 

[Lumastar]

*opens letter*

This is a letter from LN1 to join some mafia. The next user must have got the picture instead.

 

[Lord Bowser]

THE HORROR!!!! oh wait that's me...

Next user gets a free copy of Tomodachi Life.

 

[Lumastar]

I'll take it!

Next user gets a strain of hair I pulled off of something.

 

[Lord Bowser]

This is... not creepy at all!...?

Next user gets reservations at an extraordinarily filthy hotel.