Give the next poster an item

[Lumastar]

I feed them to Daisy and send her off to North Korea.

Next user gets the world's largest taco, but they must eat it in one go.

Spoiler: It's a secret to everybody.

BTW, it was Anton's hair.

 

[TinTinfinite]

OMNOMNOMNOM

Next user gets a Happy Meal.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

I HATE CHEAP TOYS!!!
*chucks toy at next user*

 

[Mintiously]

Ooh, Toad and the Mario hat! SQUEEE! In reward, I give Ninelevendo anothe capsule filled with candy.


Next user gets a Krabby Patty

 

[Lumastar]

*eats Krabby Patty* Good, but it's a tad bit too salty.

Next user gets a Cracker Launcher from Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

MAHAHAHAAH......
Next user will witness the use of the Cracker Launcher on their face.

 

[Mintiously]

*aims the fire cracker at the sky* Ooh, pretty fireworks!

Next person gets a baby version of themselves

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I can't babysit a Baby Mario. I just... egh.

Next person gets a cannon with unlimited ammo, but can't shoot it at me.

 

[Lumastar]

*shoots Electronic Arts's headquarters*

Next user gets to test Candy Crush Saga for the Wii U.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Tested it. It's terrible and I have died of coporate whoring and diabetes.

Next user can borrow my DVD player.

 

[Lord Bowser]

SLIGHTLY OUTDATED TECHNOLOGY
IT BURNSSSS

Next user gets the Triforce of Power.

 

[Lumastar]

I now have two-thirds of the Triforce! If I find the Triforce of Wisdom, I will be unstoppable.

-huh? I mean "so sparkly!"

Next user gets a disk containing every episode from the second season of Gravity Falls.

 

[Lord Bowser]

I will die a happy man.

Next user gets Zelda or Link as their special someone (your choice).

 

[Lumastar]

I choose Zelda. I get an excellent wife and the Triforce of Wisdom. Now if you'll excuse me, I must go destroy King handle business.

Next user gets Anton's "secret thing."

 

[Lord Bowser]

I'm scared to open the box it's in...

Next user gets a lifetime supply of bubble gum.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Yay! Bubble gum! *chews gum*

Next user gets a copy of Mario Kart 8.

 

[Mintiously]

MINE!

Next person gets a Yoshi of their favorite color

 

[Lumastar]

I get a green Yoshi! I'm going to feed it Waluigi now.

Next user gets Anton's pocket watch.

 

[Lord Bowser]

EVEN MORE OUTDATED TECHNOLOGY
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Next user gets to have Daisy as a slightly clingy BFF.

 

[Mintiously]

next person gets it

 

[Lumastar]

I trap her in a cage and feed her items I don't like.

Next user gets this moldy sandwich.

 

[Mintiously]

I feed it to the caged Daisy.

Next person gets a banana baby

 

[TinTinfinite]

pass

Next user gets everything the next user want.

 

[Mintiously]

YAY!

Next user force-feeds until she explodes

 

[Lumastar]

There goes my trash disposer...

Next user gets an endless supply of Super Leaves.