Give the next poster an item

[Mintiously]

Next person gets to Write in CAPS.

 

[Lario]

NEXT PERSON OBTAINS A FIGURINE SCALE 200:1.

 

[TinTinfinite]

I don't want it.

Next person obtains a figurine and a life size figurine.

 

[Lumastar]

Oh yeah!

Next user gets one wish.

 

[TheFarmboy]

One wish.... hmmm... let me think about it.

Next user will get a thousand dollars.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Finally, I can buy a Wii U!

Next user has to wear Peach's dress.

 

[Lord Bowser]

omgz!!!!!!!! dis iz lack da q-tist dres everrrrrr

Next user gets hit with a beam that forces you to act like a stereotypical rich girl.

 

[Lumastar]

That's not even a present, snob!

Next user gets money just because I can.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Yay?

Next user gets a PS2.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Eh w hy not? Still I'll have to get used to the buttons though.

Next user gets a box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts

 

[Lord Bowser]

yay

Next user gets an iPhone 6 Plus.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

But I just got used to the new one

Next user gets an apple.

 

[Lord Bowser]

that is the new one...

Munch munch!

Next user gets an iFlate.

 

[Mintiously]

The fudge is that?

Next person

 

[Lord Bowser]

The fudge is that?

this

AHH PIXELS

Next person gets an advanced copy of the NTSC (or PAL) version of SSB4.

 

[Gumball Machine]

YAY

next user gets a pair of FAIRY GOD PARENTS!!!

 

[Lord Bowser]

Yay! I wish I had a lifetime supply of cookies.

Next user gets a completely different personality.

 

[Lumastar]

Wait! Please don't! Please do- *shift* I TOLD YOU TO GIVE ME ACTUAL ITEMS!

Next user gets a bomb that explodes immediately upon contact.

 

[Lord Bowser]

I take 30% damage!

Next user gets hit with a Home-Run Bat.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

*shift* I TOLD YOU TO GIVE ME ACTUAL ITEMS!

CAPS LOCK YAY

*smack* Now I know what Team Rocket feel like.

Next user gets to live.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Okay...?

Next user gets injected with a suspicious fluid.

 

[Gumball Machine]

"suspicious" better be a synonym for "chocolate"

next user gets a pair of boxing gloves

 

[Lumastar]

I'm going to use them to punish my enemies! Gah! Why are they sweaty?

Next user gets this antique mask I got at an auction:

 

[Lord Bowser]

The Moon will now destroy Earth in three days.

Next user gets drugs from Dr. Mario.

 

[TinTinfinite]

His Megavitamins are useless. Can't cure anything.

Next user gets powers from nuclear radiation.