Give the next poster an item

[Mintiously]

(Daisy unexplodes) There ya go!

YAY!

Next person gets their own Mario charater hatred!

 

[RedShell]

*kills Prince Peasley (I hate him)*

Next user gets the mushy peas I made with Prince Peasley

 

[Lord Bowser]

ew

Next user gets a banhammer.

 

[Mariorules25]

I ban you Stanford pines....for 1 second

Next user gets a bag of flaming poop

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Tastes nice. A bit hot though.

Next user gets to show their disgust with whatever they want.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Great! I can show you my belly button.

Next user gets Rosalina's wand and Darth Vader's lightsaber.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

That's... Not what I meant.

*Combines Lightsaber and Wand*

MAH BEAM SWORD

 

[Lord Bowser]

why didn't you give me anything?

next user gets nothing

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Oh. Completely forgot. Sorry.

I love nothing. Tastes great.

Next user gets to slap me in the face with whatever they want.

 

[Nysic]

*slaps you in the face with the wad of cash*

Next user gets

 

[TinTinfinite]

The Piranha Plant eats it.

Next user gets a Mercedes-Benz GLA.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

I WANTED A W25 SILVER ARROW

Next poster gets forced to write in caps lock.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

OK FINE I DONT CARE

NEXT USER GETS

 

[Lord Bowser]

NOOOOOOOOOO

Next user gets a lit on their head

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Oh crap...

Next user gets a Bullet Bill coming straight towards them.

 

[Lord Bowser]

I jump just in time... right into a bottomless pit damnit

Next user gets to be 's lover.

 

[TinTinfinite]

*runs away from subcon*

Next user gets a private plane.

 

[RedShell]

Yay

Next user gets the food waste from the plane falling on their head.

 

[Lord Bowser]

oh god eww

Next user gets forced to marry .

 

[TinTinfinite]

*punches her with a falcon punch*

Next user gets an evil personality.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

I think I AM the evil personality...

Next user gets a mouldy Pizza.

 

[Lord Bowser]

huh, didn't know the british put a "u" in "mold" too

anyway I feed it to Wario.

Next user gets to be 's lover. (BLOF, please post)

 

[Milo Thatch]

NO
Next user gets shot in the face by a portal laser sending you into the Hotel Mario cutscenes.

 

[Lumastar]

Well crap. At least there's gonna be lotsa spaghetti!

Next user gets Ridley.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

*Insert inevitable joke about size here*

Next user gets a baby Ridley.