Give the next poster an item

[Lord Bowser]

I'm really feeling it if you know what I mean

next user gets a top hat

 

[E. C. Koopa]

So...upperclass.

Next person gets a box of rabbits.

 

[Mintiously]

wHERE ARE THE CARROTS

Next person gets a knife that can pull off an effect of their choice

(can set victim on fire, turn to a gift, etc.)

 

[Lord Bowser]

well I'll just sell it on the black market for now

next user gets a hillary clinton mask

 

[E. C. Koopa]

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Next person gets a copy of Mario Party 2.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

To go with the N64 controller I have, still without an actual system.

The next poster gets a box of 152 Crayola crayons.

 

[Princess Céline]

I'll donate that to a child.

Next poster gets a tasty burger.

 

[NathanBros]

Well, ketchup it and make disappear.

Next poster gets a Feijoada (Brazilian remarkable food).

 

[Princess Céline]

Thanks for letting me taste something new.

Next poster gets a resurrected and friendly Deinosuchus as a pet.

 

[NathanBros]

Well, hope it can hunt for itself.

Next poster gets a 70's muscle car.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

I sure hope it's an automatic.

The next poster gets 5 bags of discounted Halloween candy.

 

[Princess Céline]

Mmm, tasty!

Next poster gets a Luigi-themed Wii Remote Plus for free.

 

[E. C. Koopa]

Thanks, the other one I had, the sticker came off.

Next person gets Black Friday deals.

 

[Princess Céline]

Time to buy a surround sound system.

Next poster gets a comfy bed.

 

[Griffin4]

Zzzzzzz...

Next poster gets a Nintendo Switch

 

[J-Yoshi64]

:D Mario Kart 8: Deluxe, here I come!

The next user gets an apple pie.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

[me=LeftyGreenMario]eats it and throws the rest at Wario's face.[/me]

Next poster wins an Internet.

 

[E. C. Koopa]

Is it any better than the internet I have?

Next person gets a soda of their choice.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Vanilla Coke it is.

[me=LeftyGreenMario]drinks it[/me]

Next user gets a free pass to kill a character they hate.

 

[E. C. Koopa]

So long, Donkey Kong!

...

Hey, that rhymes.

Next person gets a sore throat.

 

[Princess Céline]

I'll give that to Mr. Game & Watch.

Next person gets a watch made of pink gold.

 

[Koops]

It's a little teensy bit too very shiny... I'll put it away for now.

Next poster gets a poster that has my avatar on it.

 

[Princess Céline]

Great. I have something to put in my art gallery.

Next poster gets the opportunity to put their most wanted retro racetrack in MK9.

 

[E. C. Koopa]

I'll put Tick Tock Clock and make sure it doesn't suck as much as it did in MK8.

Next person gets a Twix.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Just one?

The next person gets a stainless steel water bottle in their choice of color.