Slippery Slope

[MCS]

We passed 10 long ago, so I'm starting a new one.

When you don't want to do your homework, you go on the forums.

 

[Shyghoul]

When you go on the forums,you post.

 

[Snifit on Stilts]

When you post, people get offended.

 

[Brock]

When people get offended, people fight.

 

[Shyghoul]

When they fight,they go to the hospital.

 

[Stargatedalek]

when they go to the hospital, an angel of death kills them

 

[MCS]

When an angel of death kills them, they die.

 

[Shoko]

When they die, I inherit their riches.

 

[Shyghoul]

When you inherit their riches,you buy a mansion and fall off of it.

 

[MCS]

When you buy a mansion and fall off of it, you die.

Don't die.

When you see an ad for the new taco at Taco Bell, you go to Taco Bell

 

[SonicMario]

When you go to Taco Bell, you get a stomach ache after eating the new Taco

 

[MCS]

When you get a stomach ache, you run to the nearest toilet

 

[Shyghoul]

When you run to the nearest toilet,you see a sign on it that says Out of Order.

 

[MCS]

When you notice a sign that says Out of Order, you take your chances and run in the girls' bathroom, hoping no one's in there

 

[LN1]

When you take your chances, you do your necessities and then flee by making a hole in the wall due to some girls entering.

 

[Shoko]

When you make the hole in the wall and some girls enter, you realize that you can't escape because there are some bricks in the way. So you decide to wait until the girls leave so you can get back out and flee. But the girls stand in front of the mirror, chat with their friends and touch up their makeup, and they take ages and ages and ages...and you get bored and go to sleep in the hole in the wall.

 

[LN1]

when that happens, you realize there's a window big enough for you to fit; you break it and quickly flee before anyone else reacts.

 

[SonicMario]

When you break the window and fall out, you realize you forgot you were on the top floor

 

[LN1]

When you do such, you land anyways and trigger a mine that kills everybody in Taco Bell and a few buildings around you.

Don't commit mass accidental homicide.

When you find your old ax, you go and chop your front door with it.

 

[SonicMario]

When you chop the front door with an ax, you reenact the "HERE'S JOHNNY" scene from The Shining

 

[LN1]

When you reenact it, your neighbors mistake you for a psychopath and take you to a mental hospital even though you're sane.

 

[MCS]

When you go insane, you start punching random strangers.

 

[euan707]

When you start punching random strangers, you get arrested.

 

[SonicMario]

When you get arrested, you end up in the same cell as a big, strong guy who's in there for a reason far worse then you are

 

[Snifit on Stilts]

When that happens, you get attacked.