Things That Fictional Characters Would NEVER Say

[Mario4Ever]

This entire song

It's sung by the Family Guy animated cast, so there's profanity and other such things that could be construed as inappropriate.

 

[ernesth100]

"Oh boy! I think I'll-a go abuse Luigi!" - Mario

Actually in Mario tennis when luigi wins mario steps on his foot.

 

[PeskyPlumbers64]

"Oh boy! I think I'll-a go abuse Luigi!" - Mario

Actually in Mario tennis when luigi wins mario steps on his foot.

Ah yes, the famous foot stomp. I've always thought that's nothing more than a brotherly tease.

 

[Stargatedalek]

I love you, you cute little monster you ~ GlaDOS, portal/portal2

 

[Stargatedalek]

"Oh boy! I think I'll-a go abuse Luigi!" - Mario

Actually in Mario tennis when luigi wins mario steps on his foot.

Ah yes, the famous foot stomp. I've always thought that's nothing more than a brotherly tease.

watch this

 

[Kingfawful4321]

Hi. -Goomba.

 

[Stargatedalek]

HELP!! murderer!!!! someone call the TMNT ~ koopa wishes he could say that

 

[PeskyPlumbers64]

"Oh boy! I think I'll-a go abuse Luigi!" - Mario

Actually in Mario tennis when luigi wins mario steps on his foot.

Ah yes, the famous foot stomp. I've always thought that's nothing more than a brotherly tease.

watch this

Overanalyzing at it's finest.

 

[Boo Diddly]

Goombas are strong.

 

[Stargatedalek]

in 64 some of them kinda are.....

 

[SUPERZ]

Mario is my BESTEST buddy!!!! (bowser)

 

[Stargatedalek]

well, somebody invites to all those go-kart races, who knows?

 

[MichiganMarioFan]

"I've never gotten seasonal affective disorder. Ever." -Furrball

 

[Boo Diddly]

Mario: i love koopas!

 

[Soundless Voice]

"I think I'll wear my hair down today." - Kagamine Len

"Pretty cure is the worst anime ever!" - Kagamine Len

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Castiel: [raps every Tupac Shakur song in chronological order nonstop]

 

[Soundless Voice]

"Len, I'm thinking of selling the road roller..." - Kagamine Rin

 

[MichiganMarioFan]

Let's not let this die...

"I hate animals and that's final!" -Elmyra

 

[Afterstormer]

Guess what guys... I got my own GAME! - Princess Daisy

 

[Stargatedalek]

^ dats cruel :P

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Mario: Ha, ha, we whipped the dogshit outta them!

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Yoshi: Nice Topic bump!

 

[IcicleRain]

Shy Guy: literally anything

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Shy Guy: literally anything

Except meow. And maybe wheeeheeee.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Luigi: I'm a dog. Woof.