Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

[Alex95]

Nah, I don't think they're that terrible.

 

[Time Turner]

Name: Ridley
Species: Space Pterodactyl

 

[Shoko]

However, if they meet the two objective conditions, the time machine overloads, self-destructs and sends Bowser to the Cretaceous period where he gets stepped-on by a Tyrannosaurus Rex (humorously, right beforehand when he notices it, his eyes shrink with realization to what will happen to him and meekly opens an umbrella in the hopes it would protect him), and a raptor then grabbing his squished remains and throwing them like a Frisbee.

Oh fuc.

 

[Ray Trace]

That's like BJAODN worthy

 

[Time Turner]

However, if they meet the two objective conditions, the time machine overloads, self-destructs and sends Bowser to the Cretaceous period where he gets stepped-on by a Tyrannosaurus Rex (humorously, right beforehand when he notices it, his eyes shrink with realization to what will happen to him and meekly opens an umbrella in the hopes it would protect him), and a raptor then grabbing his squished remains and throwing them like a Frisbee.

Oh fuc.

The writing could use some work, but that is literally what happens, including the part about a raptor grabbing a pancaked Bowser and flinging him into the distance.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Kirby will never stop banging.

 

[Koops]

[quote author=Yoshi 2018]It is being developed by Good-Feel, the developer behind the Wii U title Yoshi's Woolly World. As such, the game will feature similar elements from that game, having a hand-crafted look and Yoshi as a playable character.[/quote]

Like, this is supposed to be a Yoshi game?

 

[Glowsquid]

i love this edit

it's so bad

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

"Feast on bugs with up to three friends! Press buttons to snack on bugs!"

 

[Alex95]

Pipes with protruding plants must be lunged over to survive this level.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

be careful to keep the moisture juuuuust right!

 

[Duskull]

Beep-0 initially refuses to believe her due to his disbelief of superstition, but Bwahstrella insists she is correct.

 

[Toka Hebizuka]

For some reason I find this funny.

Species Unspecified flying lizard

 

[Alex95]

Not from the MarioWiki, but on the Smash Wiki about Dr. Mario (SSBM):

Dr. Mario is the only character in the series to have a sex kick that gets stronger the longer it is out.

 

[winstein]

At the risk of somebody already bringing this up...

Bowser roaring at a pile of Coins

Thank you for reading.

 

[Koops]

A majority of the time, the crown never leaves her head, aside from a few occasions, no matter how violently or quickly Peach moves around.

 

[Dr. Fire Luigi]

from cycling:

Wario's opponent is none other than Sonic the Hedgehog's friend, the super-strong, spiky-handed, tight knuckled echidna, Knuckles the Echidna.

Dr. Eggman's opponent is Luigi's sneaky doppelganger, the infamous jewel thief himself, Waluigi.

 

[Alex95]

BJAODN worthy, really.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I swear, it's the same person behind the "Luigi having a good time" and

Dr. Eggman must finish the race in the totally awesome position of second!

that used to be part of Single Sculls

 

[CM30]

A comparison that made me laugh more than it should have:

Goodstyle's face is similar to the face of Julius Pringles, the mascot of the Pringles brand of chip.

https://www.mariowiki.com/Goodstyle

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

any players who are still alive perform their victory animations from within the box

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Sorry for the double post, but I just found another

whoever has 10 balls sticking out of the circle first will lose

 

[J-Yoshi64]

any players who are still alive perform their victory animations from within the box

whoever has 10 balls sticking out of the circle first will lose

Is it sad that I knew exactly which pages these are on?

 

[winstein]

any players who are still alive perform their victory animations from within the box

whoever has 10 balls sticking out of the circle first will lose

Is it sad that I knew exactly which pages these are on?

It's sadder that I do now know where the first one is from (the second one is from a Mario Party 7 minigame Stick and Spin, if I recall correctly). At least you know where those are from.

Thank you for reading.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

First one is from Crate and Peril

In it, the player controls a hammer. Like most hammers, this hammer is used for hammering in nails.