9,000 Things in Mario games that don't exist in the Real World

[Time Turner]

423. An entire species of human-like beings that always wear a mushroom-esque hat. (Why is there no Toad smiley?)

 

[Lario]

424. Creatures that can create ice or fire.

 

[Time Turner]

425. ANGRY SUN

 

[Lario]

426. Stars that can't give off energy although they still make heat.

 

[Time Turner]

427. A star-like creature that, when fed star food, becomes a galaxy.

 

[Lario]

428. Stars in the shape of stars (The one with five vertices).

 

[Time Turner]

429. A puffball, an electric rat, a swordsman and a plumber fighting each other.

 

[Weasel]

430. The Blast-O-Matic

 

[Lario]

431. Computer rooms that can be found by doing physically impossible stuff. (A glitch in DK64)

 

[Time Turner]

432. The ability to get bounced up to a cloud by a block with a note symbol on it.

 

[wsbm]

434. A suit that only has a single yellow propeller for thrust but can still fly.

435. People who wouldn't die laughing at said suit.

 

[matthewd0123]

436. A parasol that changes your appearance

 

[yoshidude99]

437
People can't flip into 3D

 

[NSY]

438:No yoshi's

 

[mollymoon4]

489: No mushroom headed people screaming for their puny lives.

 

[yoshidude99]

490: The planet the Shroobs live on

 

[NSY]

491: The beanbean kingdom.

 

[yoshidude99]

492:Star Spirits

 

[Koopayoshi]

493: Flying guys that kinda look like racoons (Racoonn Mario)

 

[Paper Yoshi]

I'm here to point something out:

438:No yoshi's

489: No mushroom headed people screaming for their puny lives.

Mollymoon typed 489 instead of 439, which I believe should be the number for that post.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

444. Sentient ammo

 

[Ray Trace]

445. No Baby Luigi. Geez, this world stinks

 

[Fawfulfury65]

446. No apes that wear ties with their initials on it.

 

[Time Turner]

447. Flowers that grant powers

 

[MCS]

448: Ghosts can't race.
449: You can't get hit by lava 3 times or so and live.