9,000 Things in Mario games that don't exist in the Real World

[MCS]

484: Breathing in space just fine and then suddenly needing a helmet in space later (Super Paper Mario, anyone?)

 

[yoshidude99]

485:The Void

 

[New Super Mario]

486: The Poltergust 3000

 

[POW]

487: Kart races through crowded city streets.

488: Getting flattened by a truck, then popping back to normal a few seconds later.

 

[MCS]

489: Shells that lock on to you

 

[New Super Mario]

500- Lumas

 

[Ray Trace]

501-Piantas. Enough said

 

[PokemonMaster]

502. Floating Blocks (How do they float in the first place?)

 

[Ray Trace]

503: Monkeys having a tumor on their head

 

[New Super Mario]

504: Nokis

 

[Ray Trace]

505 Having a perambulator compete and win against racecars

 

[PokemonMaster]

506: Babies can drive cars.

 

[New Super Mario]

506: Birdo

 

[PokemonMaster]

508: Dinosaurs still live.

 

[MCS]

508: A green dinosaur with a tongue that can stretch out forever

 

[PokemonMaster]

510: Turtles breath fire.

 

[Propeller Toad]

511: Humanoid mushrooms that live like humans.

 

[New Super Mario]

512: Space Princesses

 

[yoshidude99]

513:Pokeys

 

[New Super Mario]

514: Riding on clouds

 

[MCS]

515: A book that lists every person, enemy, and place you encounter. (PM2)

 

[New Super Mario]

516: Pixls
517: Goombas
518: Magical turtles

 

[MCS]

519: TALKING turtles
520: Being able to go down to sewage lines without getting a single speck of mud on you

 

[Propeller Toad]

521: Man eating piranha plants that can also spit fireballs.

 

[DaisyGaga]

522: Being able to swim fully clothed without having your clothes appear wet at all.