9,000 Things in Mario games that don't exist in the Real World

451: You don't magically transport to a theater once you come in contact with an enemy.
 
455: Bombs can't drive.
456: Catepillars can't have flowers grow on them.
457: There can't be more than one Sun (Angry Sun and Sun from Paper Mario)
 
458: Music doesn't randomly play when you go places.
459: Mushrooms can't play baseball with the use of their hands that they don't even have.
460: You can't teleport to a place when you look at the sun.
 
461: Lava that just causes a simple fire on your butt
462: Babies are not supposed to drive
 
465: People don't have large head to body ratios
 
468: No dominant species are bald, wear diapers as an adult, taste like mushrooms, and their max height is 3 feet
 
470: An obese human with pointy ears and weird pointy shoes
 
473: Lack of Wario
 
475: Inability to wield a Chain Chomp while racing
 
479: Can't turn into paper
 
481: Having your bones put in a pot and then magically coming back to life.
 
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