9,000 Things in Mario games that don't exist in the Real World

[Mario Fan 123]

450: No white blocks that make you jump higher and play a music.

 

[MCS]

451: You don't magically transport to a theater once you come in contact with an enemy.

 

[Fawfulfury65]

452: Humans can't survive underwater for an unlimited amount of time.

 

[MCS]

453: Flowers don't dance
454: You cant float by using a parasol

 

[YoshiGo99]

455: Bombs can't drive.
456: Catepillars can't have flowers grow on them.
457: There can't be more than one Sun (Angry Sun and Sun from Paper Mario)

 

[MCS]

458: Music doesn't randomly play when you go places.
459: Mushrooms can't play baseball with the use of their hands that they don't even have.
460: You can't teleport to a place when you look at the sun.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

461: Lava that just causes a simple fire on your butt
462: Babies are not supposed to drive

 

[MCS]

463: Humans can't release mega farts every minute or so.
464: People aren't as tall and skinny as Waluigi.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

465: People don't have large head to body ratios

 

[MCS]

466: There arent Warp Pipes in the real world
467: Haunted mansions dont exist

 

[Xiahou Ba]

468: No dominant species are bald, wear diapers as an adult, taste like mushrooms, and their max height is 3 feet

 

[Xiahou Dun]

469:Uh, no necroes?

 

[Xiahou Ba]

470: An obese human with pointy ears and weird pointy shoes

 

[Xiahou Dun]

471:No Mario

 

[Gumball Machine]

472: We don't have one of these in real life. Thank goodness.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

473: Lack of Wario

 

[Gumball Machine]

474: Money isn't infinite.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

475: Inability to wield a Chain Chomp while racing

 

[Xiahou Dun]

476:No school.

 

[Gumball Machine]

477: No badges to give you super-powers.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

479: Can't turn into paper

 

[Xiahou Dun]

480:Floating blocks.

 

[mollymoon4]

481: Having your bones put in a pot and then magically coming back to life.

 

[yoshidude99]

482: Star Bits

 

[Time Turner]

483. Breathing in space without a breathing apparatus of any kind.