9,000 Things in Mario games that don't exist in the Real World

[Mario]

363: Flying turtles that deliver mail.

 

[Lario]

364. Anything that rides clouds.

 

[Jesus Freak]

361 World 1-1

365: The Minus World.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

362: Floating bunches of bricks

 

[Lario]

361 World 1-1

365: The Minus World.

Toadbert, the one Jesus fan's post screwed you up.

367. Glitches in general

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

361 World 1-1

365: The Minus World.

Toadbert, the one Jesus fan's post screwed you up.

367. Glitches in general

What?

 

[Lario]

368. Two plumbers who can defeat entire armies.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

369:

 

[Stooben]

370. Turtles with purple shells.

 

[Lario]

371. Turtles with BLUE shells.

 

[Smiddle]

Wow, we're actually more than 1/30 there...

372. [ insert things that don't have eyes, such as hills or bricks here ] with eyes.

 

[Jesus Freak]

373: Pixls.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

374:Characters from different dimentions to come and randomly battle you and/or save the world from Subspace

 

[Mario]

375: Slow traveling bullets.

 

[Lario]

376. Things that reproduce asexually very swiftly.
377. Things that suck a bit of life out of other things by just jumping onto other things.
378. Singing flowers.

(^ Fuzzies and Dayzees.)

 

[Luigis Pizza]

A gorillia to willfully wear a tie.

 

[Smiley The Hun]

380. Weird small plants that can brain wash people.

 

[Mario]

381: Reptiles with thumbs.

 

[Luigis Pizza]

382: A short fat guy scoring with a hot chick, let alone a hot princess

 

[Mario]

383: Babies that look the same age, but one of them is actually a couple years older.

 

[babyluigi]

384. Being able to use a banana as a baseball bat. (super mario sluggers)
385. A flower's tear being collected in a jar. (super paper mario)

 

[Lario]

386. Random people who appear to help other people while the random people are different pallettes. (NSMBW)

 

[Weasel]

387. Dhalsim. :P

 

[Lario]

Bumpity bump BUMP!

388. Big events in the past that nobody remembers. (M&L: Pit)
389. Turtles who kidnap.
390. Aliens that kidnap for prophecies.

 

[Goombowser]

Popgun bandits!