1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game

533. Someone burnt the console with a giant stream of fire, also something exploded and I got left out of electricity.
534. I levitated to the ceiling before I got burnt too, and it caused the games to destroy
 
535: A chara forced me to switch off the console.
 
538: I was afraid of the game.
 
540. There was free pizza next to my house.
541. I was multitasking.
542. *snore*
543. I was sleepy.
544. Younger cousin decided to close console.
545. Younger cousin decided to break console.
546. Younger cousin decided to steal console.
547. I got mad since nobody believed that the last three really happened.
 
548. I was frustated seeing that we aren't even in the middle of this game
549. I realized we're never ending this game
550. I started a 0th number! Ha!
 
551: i was thinking about excuses for a forum game called: "1,000,000 excuses for dying in a videogame".
 
552: I had to pee
 
555: I saw triple fives.
 
556: I got afraid when I saw the number 666 on the screen.
 
561:I'm too awesome for this game.
 
562: The game was so stupid for me.
 
565. I forgot what the deet-doo-deet-deet-deet-dee-doo-doo-doo-da Mario Game over music sounded like.
567. I think Mario should die a fiery bottomless pit death. :goomba:
 
568:My least favourite song came on the radio and I got up to change the station.
 
569: I did no see teh sign! OMFG
 
570. What?!?! I wasn't playing it!...................................*Point's at the game controller* He was!!
571. Where's the pause button?
572. Where's the game controller?
573. Where's the game console?
574. Where's the TV?
575. Where's the TV cabnet?
576. Where's the lounge room?
577. Where's the house?
578. Where's the backyard?
579. Where's the street?
580. Where's the neighbourhood?
581. Where's the suburb?
582. Where's the local council?
583. Where's the city?
584. Where's the state?
585. Where's the country?
586. Where's the world?
587. Where's the solar system?
588. Where's the galaxy?
589. Where's the universe?
590. Where's heaven?
591. WHERE'S ANYTHING?!?!?!?
 
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