bad wishes are not necessarily bad

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. They are now able to teleport the games to you in the blink of an eye.
I wish I lost a lot at poker.

 

[Superchao]

granted, you then went to the blackjack table and made it all back and then some

i wish i had a hard drive failure

 

[Primarina]

granted. You excel at anything else you do.
I wish for the bad guys to win against the cures.

 

[Chair]

granted. they then become the good guys.

I wish sauce didn't exist

 

[Primarina]

granted. then it started existing again

 

[Power Flotzo]

You get a bowl of soup–and it's your favorite kind, too.

I wish for the banana in my hands to instantly rot.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

You get a bowl of soup–and it's your favorite kind, too.

I wish for the banana in my hands to instantly rot.

Granted. It turns to mush and a new one grows before your very eyes.

I wish for a sudden increase in sandstorms.

 

[Primarina]

granted, but each one wears off after 5 turns.

 

[Sp00kDragon]

I want to be in a mafia (Last post didn't have a Wish)

 

[Chair]

Granted, you then don't participate anymore (Idk if that was good thing or not but the thread is about this so yeah)
I wish I'd see a spoiler of origami king

 

[Sp00kDragon]

Granted, you get a spoiler of a loading screen
I wish everyone was always in pain.

 

[Chair]

granted. they actually like it
I wish things would get worse in these moments

 

[Sp00kDragon]

Granted, the things that get worse help doctors find a vaccine for COVID-19

 

[Power Flotzo]

You get a bowl of soup. Hey, it could be worse, right?
I wish for my mom to get sent to jail.

 

[Chair]

granted. she was brought by mistake and to apologize, they gave her money and then got out.
I wish I didn't have a switch

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted. A robber steals your switch overnight, but he accidentally left a bag which contains $1000000.

I wish that the police will not be informed.

 

[Primarina]

granted. the detectives are informed instead.
I wish for super mario 64 ds to have fewer main courses

 

[Waluigi Time]

Granted, now more development time was given to the remaining courses and they're better than they were before.

I wish to fall down a flight of stairs.

 

[Revin]

Granted. While it was painful in the moment, the experience taught you an invaluable lesson: the ability to get back up after you fall down, giving you greater resilience. This means you're better equipped to face the hardships of life, being able to face your issues head on rather than getting knocked down by them all the time.

anyway i wish for team warm beverages to win the shroomfest

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted. Afterwards, another 'Shroomfest appeared but it had only the cold beverages option.

I want the water in my water bottle to freeze into ice.

 

[Chair]

Granted, it melts so fast so that it can provide you with some delicious cold water
#teamcoldbeverages

I wish a loving family member di- isn't here anymore

 

[Waluigi Time]

Granted, it turns out they were an imposter trying to scam your family this entire time.

I wish everyone in the world ate Waluigi Time Cereal.

 

[Chair]

wait isn't that a good wish
granted, everyone doesn't like it so they throw it away

I wish I had no device

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted. Later in life, someone pities you and gives you all of his devices.

I wish that the device shop nearby will close.

 

[Chair]

Granted, it closes for a better shop that is closer to you

I wish the internet didn't exist