Dear Waluigi Time

Dear Waluigi Time,

In just a few weeks, I'll be heading out and hiding Easter Eggs all over the Mushroom Kingdom for all the children to find. But once they find everything, they grab me tightly, demanding presents like chocolate and candy! It's really doing a number on my self-esteem lately, so now I'm worried about how I can do my job without losing my sanity. Please help me, and I might reward you with a giant Easter Basket for your troubles!

Sincerely, The Easter Rabbid.
 
Dear Waluigi Time,

I have had a predicament of sorts plaguing my mind as of late. Many heated debates with my friends have ended with neither of us giving in to the reasoning of the other. It is of vital importance and will settle perhaps the world's largest dispute. I am coming to you with this because you are the cereal king and therefore have experience with breakfast foods.

Pancakes or waffles? (There is an obvious right choice.)
-Mags
Dear Waluigi Time,

Pancakes or waffles? (Choose wisely.)
-Mags
 
Waluigi Time said:
Have you ever needed the dubious advice of a cereal magnate to solve life's problems? Is one of your OCs struggling with something and somehow unable to find anyone more qualified to turn to? Do you just like goofy 'Shroom sections? Well good news, The 'Shroom's latest advice column, Dear Waluigi Time, is here, and ready for your questions!

I'll be giving "advice" on about three questions per issue. I will generally be answering only one question per user in a single issue to make it fair, but feel free to submit as many questions as you want at a time. Questions can be submitted from the perspective of yourself, your original character, a character you like, your dog... Just about anyone, really!

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Waluigi Time said:
Have you ever needed the dubious advice of a cereal magnate to solve life's problems? Is one of your OCs struggling with something and somehow unable to find anyone more qualified to turn to? Do you just like goofy 'Shroom sections? Well good news, The 'Shroom's latest advice column, Dear Waluigi Time, is here, and ready for your questions!

I'll be giving "advice" on about three questions per issue. I will generally be answering only one question per user in a single issue to make it fair, but feel free to submit as many questions as you want at a time. Questions can be submitted from the perspective of yourself, your original character, a character you like, your dog... Just about anyone, really!

I'll try to answer as many questions as I can, although obviously I can't get to everyone right away. If I've decided to completely reject a question, I will inform you and let you know why.

Guidelines:
  • Don't submit questions as another user's original character without permission. Mentioning someone else's OC is generally okay, as long as they're not being used in ways the creator wouldn't want.
    • Using a pre-existing character that another user has used as a roleplay is fine, as long as you aren't using their specific portrayal. (Example: A user decides to roleplay as Bugs Bunny in a mafia game. It's okay for you to submit a question as Bugs Bunny, as long as you aren't clearly trying to be that version of the character by referencing other characters or events from that game.)
  • Please avoid asking questions as figures that are likely to be controversial. If you're unsure about this, feel free to ask me before submitting.
  • Be respectful of real people.
  • Remember that this is just a comedic 'Shroom section, and shouldn't be used as a substitute for actual advice. If you have a legitimate problem that you need help with, this isn't the place for it.

If you can't or don't want to submit your questions here on the forums, you can also contact me on my wiki talk page or ping me in the Super Mario Wiki Discord server.
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To Waluigi Time do you know of any gluten free meals a ghost might enjoy? Sincerely Boo1268
 
Dear Waluigi time I'm taking a trip to rouge port and I heard its a bit shady so do have any advice about what I should look out for on my trip?
 
'Sup, dawg? There's this stunnin' babe who's always havin' a juice at the Glitzville Fresh Juice Shop, an' I got a little thing for her, but I don't know how to tell her. You got any tips on how to get her to like me, man?

- KP Pete/King K
 
Dear Waluigi Time,

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door has several memorable locations. How would you rank each of them based on how much you'd like to live there?

Sincerely, Enthused Tourist
 
Dear Waluigi Time,
I've been studying about these magic hourglasses and I've been trying to collect them all but some mustachioed red-hooded girl has been stealing them saying that she's been trying to "Get rid of Bad Guys."
As a bad guy myself I feel I'm in danger.
 
Dear Waluigi Time,

Soon, I'll be writing a section for a strange, elusive paper and I hope to do well. Seeing how you write such popular sections in another paper, I'm asking you for a couple tips, because I'm nervous and don't want to mess up. How smartly worded should my writing be, or should it be typically written as if I'm writing an essay? And just any other advice you have would be very helpful to the cause...

Sincerely,
A Distraught Writer
 
Dear Waluigi Time I recently acquired 40 Coconuts but now I don't know what to do with them I can't eat them all and I can't just leave them here to rot so what do I do?
-Cocatan the Coconut Crab
 
Dear Waluigi Time:
For years i've been trying to eliminate a certain proprietor of a certain cereal company so that I could seize control of the company and more importantly the proprietor's vast fortune. Yet despite my best efforts my traps, tricks, and schemes constantly fail. Do you have any advice for how I could eliminate that irritating nitwit once and for all.

Sincerely,
Sholvester Shoekly
 
Dear Waluigi Time,
I got my magic hourglasses back from the mustachioed girl (sorta a small 2 curled each sided mustache) but now this one eyed triangle with a hat appeared in my room and he wants to make a deal with me, should I accept his deal or not?
-----The Donut
 
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