Random Question, Random Answer

Because he lost the game.

Why is the Wii called the Wii?
 
Because Wee(Gee) would be overused.

Why do crisps make so much noise, while eating?
 
Unless she's lesbian.

Is Birdo lesbian?
 
Because Luigi likes popcorn-flavored apple pie milkshake.

What's wrong with Wario?
 
Because they don't plastic.

Where to put down the iron?
 
Yes.

How many sea shells does she sell on the sea shore?
 
Because I just got over 2000 posts.

Why did I just get all those posts?
 
Because you spammed it up.

Why?
 
Because I didn't. :P

Why did drseaweed put :luigi: in spoiler tags?
 
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