Random Question, Random Answer

[New Super Mario]

It was lost in history so people do not know. \

Why is this Koopa confused

 

[WigglerWhoopinWarrior135]

Because he lost the game.

Why is the Wii called the Wii?

 

[YamiHoshi]

Because Wee(Gee) would be overused.

Why do crisps make so much noise, while eating?

 

[New Super Mario]

I have never had a crisp so I don't know


Does Birdo love you?

 

[YamiHoshi]

Unless she's lesbian.

Is Birdo lesbian?

 

[Toad48]

Unless she's lesbian.

Is Birdo lesbian?

yes


how come new super mario doesn't know what crisps are? BTW in the U.S they are called chips.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Because Luigi likes popcorn-flavored apple pie milkshake.

What's wrong with Wario?

 

[Toad48]

He's fat.




Why do sports rock?

 

[YamiHoshi]

Because they don't plastic.

Where to put down the iron?

 

[New Super Mario]

On Wario's butt

If Lubba had a wife, what would her name be?

 

[Toad48]

Bob





Is Bob a girl name?

 

[New Super Mario]

I could be

Why is the bomb-omb symbol next to the topic

 

[Garth Marenghi]

Yes.

How many sea shells does she sell on the sea shore?

 

[New Super Mario]

None

Do vans go vroom vroom vroom?

 

[Toad48]

None

Do vans go vroom vroom vroom?

No they go poop poop poop.


Why is chocolate good?

 

[New Super Mario]

It's not

Why does this guy dance?

 

[SpinyMaster347]

He gotta pee!

Why didn't he go earlier?

 

[New Super Mario]

He was afraid to use the porta potty

Why was he afraid?

 

[Garth Marenghi]

Because I just got over 2000 posts.

Why did I just get all those posts?

 

[YamiHoshi]

Because you spammed it up.

Why?

 

[Garth Marenghi]

Because I didn't. :P

Why did drseaweed put in spoiler tags?

 

[Wellbe6]

Because Luigi is a spoiler!

Why does / always ride ?

 

[Toad48]

They like it.



Why do they like it?

 

[Wellbe6]

Because they always like pooping on 's lap.

 

[Toad48]

ask a question please