Random Question, Random Answer

[WigglerWhoopinWarrior135]

Because it's made in China.
Why do I hardly use my PSP?

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Because PSPs are Portable Snack Projectors.

Why do they fire snakcs?

 

[Garth Marenghi]

Because Uniju made them.

Why did I just eat a chocolate?

 

[YamiHoshi]

Because there was no coffee.

How did I drink coffee, anyway?

 

[WigglerWhoopinWarrior135]

In a cup.
Why do the Panthers suck at football?

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Because Panthers are panthers.

Did you flush the toilet?

 

[unit4545]

Yes, mom...

Why is pie so throwable?

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Because it has helium.

What do you call a loin?

 

[unit4545]

A KITTEH!

Why is 13375p34k so attractive?

 

[SpinyMaster347]

No one knows...

What's that on your face?

 

[unit4545]

My nose.

Why is your hair so 1337?

 

[WigglerWhoopinWarrior135]

Its not, its 9001.
Why is the Wii white (or black)

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Because noone would buy a yellow Wii.

Why do I post so much?

 

[YamiHoshi]

Because nobody cares.

Why is MarioWiki so busy?

 

[unit4545]

Beacsue they're run my bees

Why did i facepalm you?

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Because he isn't 1337.

Why isn't he 1337?

 

[Toad48]

because he doesn't have a nose





how come wii's are wii's and not pee's?

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Because Wii sounds like we.

Why?

 

[Toad48]

cause it is from japan





why is it from japan and not road island?

 

[YamiHoshi]

Because Japan is an island.

Why is Japan an island?

>>Leeroy Jenkins
I'm a she.

 

[Toad48]

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why are gnats spelled gnats?

 

[Zero777]

because

Why is this stupid thread is still going?

 

[WigglerWhoopinWarrior135]

Because its fun and forum games don't have to be serious or have a point.
Why is Youtube's logo red and white?

 

[Toad48]

red means you and white means tube youtube (red, white)



why did i answer this

 

[YamiHoshi]

Because you want to be in this thread.

Who was phone?