Random Question, Random Answer

[unit4545]

Becaus eit`s unfinished. WHy did i used to bump dead oards?

 

[SpinyMaster347]

BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T KNOW BETTER.

Why did I write in all caps?

 

[unit4545]

Because you`re cat slept on you`re face last night.

Why are cats cute?

 

[WigglerWhoopinWarrior135]

They have to be so we don't know they're evil (JK)
Why am I not watching the game?

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Because Ralph will tell you the results

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[unit4545]

SO it can run away from KFC.

What is the kernels secret recip?

 

[WigglerWhoopinWarrior135]

Chicken. (Sorry I have a stupid sense of humor)
Why did he get arrested?

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Because he got a bounced check.

Who bounced the check?

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Ralphfan

Why did Ralphfan bonce the check?

 

[SpinyMaster347]

He payed OVER 9000! dollars.

For what?

 

[WigglerWhoopinWarrior135]

For every squirrel in the world.
Who drank out of the carton?

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Chris

Why did he do this?

 

[WigglerWhoopinWarrior135]

Because he was forced by Chuck Norris.
Where's the TV remote?

 

[unit4545]

On you face.

Why did i mispell stuff?

 

[WigglerWhoopinWarrior135]

B/C you make LolCat pictures (I'm tired of those)
Why does the iPad cost $700?

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Because no one will buy an iPad, so they raised it to $700

Why doesn't anyone buy it?

 

[WigglerWhoopinWarrior135]

B/c it's an over-sized iPod Touch (Sorry if I offended any Apple fans)
Why am I winning this week in Fantasy Football?

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Because you chose wisely.

Who is llosing?

 

[WigglerWhoopinWarrior135]

The "Arabian Juggernauts" (Epic team name, I know)
Where did Indiana Jones get his whip?

 

[SpinyMaster347]

From Teh Black Market.

Why did I post?

 

[unit4545]

Because you am.

WHy do i make lolcats?

 

[WigglerWhoopinWarrior135]

B/c people want LolCat pictures! (I hate them. I'm a dog person!)
What does the the scouter say about my power level?

 

[unit4545]

about -3.

WHy don`t i make loldogs?

 

[WigglerWhoopinWarrior135]

B/c you are a cat person.
Is the glass half full or half empty?

 

[unit4545]

Half full. If it was upside-down it would be half-empty.

Why is the throne fake?