Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[QuizmoManiac]

But Flipnote crashes
I wish that I could get all the Kong letters in DKCR

 

[Koopayoshi]

Granted, But then you die once you get all of them
I wish that Lady Gaga and Katie Perry randomly dropped dead.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted. You, sir, have saved humanity.

I wish those damned ads would go away.

granted but you end up in a documentry on the holocuast and you get killed by hitler

Best. Post. Ever.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but you magically wind up in one of those ads and disappear with it.

I wish my next wish couldn't be corrupted.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but it goes wrong without being corrupted.

I wish for fish.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted. It's a huge one, and it crushes you.

I wish Seltzburg and Friedberg would suddenly drop dead. And then everyone would celebrate.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but you're trampled by drunks in the celebrations.

I wish for cream soda.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but you get so much that you drown in it.

I wish I wasn't homeschooled

 

[Time Turner]

Granted. Welcom to the crappiest school in the world.

I wish... for a genie that will cause hilarious hijinks.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted...the hilarious hijinks involve you getting beaten up with hammers and missles.
I wish for nothing bad to happen when I wish for a cat.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted. After you wish for the cat, the cat scratches all your body parts.

I wish for a muzzle.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but it turns out to be a puzzle

I wish everybody forgets about JB and he dies alone

Spoiler

And yeah, I'm talking about both JB

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Granted but someone even more annoying shows up
I wish that I hosted my mafia game better

 

[Lily x]

granted but you still want to be better

i wish for JB to die in a hole

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted. You saved humanity, and music (??) but the hole also gets rid of

I wish for a new Charmed season ._.

 

[Fawfulfury65]

Granted, but all three sisters die in the end.

I wish Donkey Kong 64 was remade for the 3DS.

 

[Koopayoshi]

Granted but the graphics turn out horrible ike SM64DS
I wish for A MILLION WISHES! :P

 

[Fawfulfury65]

Granted, but then I steal all of them.

I wish I had a can of Pepsi.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but your can is *loud echo* IN SPACE!

I wish humans could go to the sun without dying.

 

[Lily x]

granted but humans get very ill instead
I wish for an arceus

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but it kills you.

I wish for Magikarps!

Spread the word! The Magikarp revolution has begun!

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but I control them all.

Go, Magikarps! Unleash your wrath upon the world!

I wish Ted Crilly got a bunch of Zigzagoons.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but you become jealous and offer to trade your Magikarps.

I wish Reversinator got a bunch of Cyndaquils.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but you become jealous and offer to trade your Magikarps.

I wish everyone who posted on this thread got a legendary Pokemon that they can control.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but their base stats are one and the only move they can learn is Psycho Shift

I wish the 3DS would cost less and come in more colors