Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Time Turner]

Granted. It has a bunch of rotten meat on it.

I wish... ah, forget it.

 

[qrs22]

Wish grant. Congratulations! You have amnesia!

I wish 100cc Special Cup was easier.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but all the other cups are impossible.

I wish I had a top hat.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but then you regret about getting it cause it's a hat replica of some giant building

I wish that SWAC season 3 starts to film with DL, not without her ._.

 

[qrs22]

Wish grant. She's the only one there.

I wish I had a better grade in History and English.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted but you get a moustache (?)

I wish to have the power of Time Traveling

 

[qrs22]

Granted, but you accidentally prevent yourself from being born and create a time paradox.

I wish I could have a good idea.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but nobody likes it.

I wish Luigi could jump in Luigi's Mansion.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but he dies every time he jumps

I wish all people who visited my fanfiction leaved reviews

 

[Lily x]

granted but they are negative
I wish for waffles, pancakes and french toast

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but nobody gets your reference.

I wish that stupid "Do You Like Waffles?" song was out of my head.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but now an even worse song is stuck in your head.
I wish for pumpkin pie that has nothing wrong with it.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but someone eats it before you do.

I wish Yoshiwaker could get revenge on the guy that ate his pie.

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Granted, but that guy was you
I wish I could get MCD to play my mafia game (Hint Hint)

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but hes a cop and he spoils everybodys identities.
I wish there were more Calvin and Hobbes comics.

 

[Lily x]

granted but they are all sold out when you buy them
I wish for the if you were gay song to be sang on a sonic game with sonic and tails

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but it's impossible to get to where it plays.
I wish I could think of something to wish for.

 

[Lily x]

granted but you wish to die
I wish for a new ASDF movie

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted but it's one millisecond long
I wish this would eventually get to 1000000 wishes

 

[Lily x]

granted but then you lose the game
i wish for good news for me

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but then there is worse news.
I wish for a 3DS.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but it eats you because it's alive.

I wish... screw it.

 

[Lily x]

Granted, you are banned from having wishes
I wish for reversinator to be unbanned from having wishes

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but now you're banned.

I wish.... for.... a taco.

 

[Lily x]

granted but its poisonous
I wish for spam and chips