Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[wsbm]

Granted, but it can only display red and black.

I wish Peach's voice wasn't constantly so falsetto.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted. She now sounds like a guy.

I wish for pizza.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but it's basically pizza with 100000 calories per slice.

I wish for a better computer.

 

[wsbm]

Granted. She now sounds like a guy.

I had a feeling...


Granted. It's a mac.

I wish the silver star mission in Throwback Galaxy added the bullet bill tower.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but It's all glitchy and freezes the game every time it fires.

I wish for a real Yoshi!

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish *insert celebrity here* would give me millions of dollars.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but the millions of dollars are from another planet and only cost 0.0000000001 of a dollar.

I wish I am the most intelligent and clever being on this planet.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but your head explodes due to the overload of knowledge.

I wish a human celebrity would give me a million dollars and nobody would notice and I'd get to keep the money and spend it on something I want and I won't get conned out of my money.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you die the next second.

I wish that people desire knowledge more than money.

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

Granted, but they use this knowledge to rob the bank.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

 

[vvooper]

Granted, but suddenly all the water on Earth dries up and YOU DIE.

I wish it would be midnight already.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but you suddenly fall asleep and hit your head on the floor and YOU DIE.

I wish I didn't need to go to school on Monday.

 

[Lily x]

granted but you have double school on tuesday
I wish forno homework and for my french exam to be cancelled

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but you have Tests in all other classes.


I wish for a Cheese Grater

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but the cheese grater is alive and grates you.

I wish The Graveyard Book had a happier ending. Cookie for whoever has read the book.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but some forgotten character is found dead.

I wish the three sisters not to die in the new season I wished before

 

[qrs22]

Wish grant. They die in the next season.

I wish I could beat 100cc Flower Cup on Mario Kart DS.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but it's the only cup you can beat.

I wish for every post that is written, a charity get money.

 

[qrs22]

Wish grant. The charity is the Wario Brothers Fund: "Give us your money!"

I wish I had a Luigi costume.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but the actual Luigi sues you because your costume looks too much like the real thing.

I wish... damn it, I can't think of anything.

 

[qrs22]

The genie smacks you for cursing. (inb4 "That isn't a curse word")

I wish I had Mario Kart Wii.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but you suck at it. And the genie smaks you for making him do stuff he doesn't want to do.

I wish I could find my copy of Pokemon Fire Red.

 

[qrs22]

Wish grant. You find it, but it's damaged beyond repair.

I wish Bowser would stop knocking me off Rainbow Road.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but instead your whatever game console is, it get demoted and turns into a 64, and you always get killed by Chomps

I wish I had the whole Charmed series in DVD, HD and in latin spanish

 

[qrs22]

Wish grant. The case is impossible to open.

I wish I had pizza.