Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted but you are imprisoned on the Spam Vault (?)

I wish to never hear again that silly song with C
Actually nobody knows what song is, hahaha
 
Wish grant. You have a sillier, more annoying song stuck in your head now.

I wish a girl would like me for who I am.
 
Granted, but suddenly everything goes terribly wrong.

Try to mess this up. I wish I had an invincible dolphin and nothing can go wrong with this wish.
 
Granted. You walk into the dolphin and die, while eating an extra delicious ice cream and not seemingly caring much.
 
Granted, but your wish fails because you have cursed.

I wish to know when the hell is going to start WOWP Season 4 in Latin America
 
Granted but "they" stole your computer/notebook, and left instead a Bob-omb with a note.

I wish for the new Paper Mario game to be realeased soon ._.
 
Granted, but they burn when your house burns down.
I wish for a good paper mario game that I can play, but it won't break
 
Broque Monsieur said:
I wish for a good paper mario game that I can play, but it won't break
Whatever
Granted, but you have to sell it for money
I wish I could go skiing
 
Granted but there's snow instead of ice.

I wish for a real Season 3 for Sonny with a Chance, not one that's based off of So Random.
 
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