Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but I talk about him in third person.

DyegoHalliwell wishes for money.

 

[Goombella]

Granted, it vanish in point 1 seconds.
I wsih for Let's Kill Hitler.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but there's no consequences, I have to go to lunch

I wish for something I already had

 

[Smashley]

Granted, it explodes.

I wish for this.

 

[Goombella]

Granted, this is nothing.
I wish for Dwhalli to be back from lunch.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, he immediately goes to eat dinner.

I wish Baby Luigi would get his own game.

 

[Paper Yoshi]

Granted, he's kidnapped immediately after the game starts.

I wish electronics would be cheaper here in Brazil.

 

[Goombella]

Granted, but they all fall apart quickly.
I wish for y'all to die.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, you die as well.

I wish I could go to England.

 

[Goombella]

Ganted you hate it.
I wish to see Let's Kill Hitler before I die.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted, but you die 1 million years after that episode

I wish I could post while sleeping without losing hours of sleep.

 

[Goombella]

Granted, but the effort on your brain is too much and you fall into everlasting uncounciousness.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted but I desperatly lol during the unconciousness

I wish that you wished another thing

 

[Goombella]

Granted, I wish for nothing.
I wish I wouldnt keep forgetting to make a wish.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Granted but there's an invisible earthquake

I wish to have powers

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you lose it immediately.

I wish I saw the Black Headed Grosbeak again

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, you see it for 1 sec

I wish Kirby Dreamland is here now

 

[Goombella]

Granted, it vanish tomorrow.
I wish for...... I wish for dot dot dot.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. But, well, uh, nothing.
I wish I had MK:DD!!

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, you have it for 1 day then it is gone forever

I wish that I have good luck wish

 

[ralphfan]

Granted, but I have no idea what you're saying.

I wish you could speak proper English.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but then nobody else can.

I wish my Memory Card for my Gamecube hadn't gotten wiped.

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, your memory have weak saves now, that means your character have 1 hp and 0 defense

I wish that I own this forum

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, your memory have weak saves now, that means your character have 1 hp and 0 defense

The fighters in Ikaruga only have 1 hp and 0 defense

Granted, but you are horrible at it and everybody hates you for messing it up.

 

[Gumball Machine]

You forgot to make a wish.

I wish I could smack you upside the head for being so annoying.