Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but you'll get slapped back

I wish this:
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can be a smiley
 
Granted, you are allergic to it.

I wish that I didn't have a blister on my foot.
 
Granted but I revive Bowser immediately

I wish for today to end
 
Granted, it starts all over again.

I wish I could be forever young
 
Granted, you're stuck as a baby forever.

I wish Apple would release iOS 5 and iCloud NOW.
 
Granted, but they are really expensive and you cant afford them for like 6 months and then something better is released but you spent all yor money.
I wish that comments hadnt been disabled on Friday's music video.
 
Granted, but the yesterday songs now suck

I wish for Baby Luigi in Mario Kart 3DS RIGHT NOW
 
Granted, he is only playable in Mario Kart 3DS but not other Mario games

I wish that I can have MK 3DS right now
 
Granted. The cartridge is corrupted

I wish I can send a totally threatmatic email to someone I love without getting humiliated and getting chased by Crockbots
 
Granted, but the person you sent the threatmantic letter to has no intrest in you.

I wish the world was like a comic book filled with super heroes.
 
Granted, but there are also super villains

I wish c ockroaches can ensure world domination
 
I hate that censor crap

Granted. I found it at GameFAQs. Now you're not excited anymore.

I wish my kart can fly with a glider attached it on it.
 
Granted, your next wish is. :P
I wihs that none of my wishes were or will be ruined.
 
Granted but you can't make anymore wishes

I wish I had Cosmo and Wanda as Fairy Godparents
 
Granted, but it's one of those tiny, kiddy, and cheap ones.

I wish the "If you could meet 10 users in real life, who would they be?" thread had never been created.
 
Granted but someone else creates a similar thread

I wish for a game that will scare the pants out of me. A game you can't wish yourself out of!
 
Zoroark said:
I wish the "If you could meet 10 users in real life, who would they be?" thread had never been created.

Hey, that was not my fault. I'm the victim here, buddy.

@BLOF, granted, but you lose all your lives and you're stuck in the game forever.

I wish for an ice cream sandwich.
 
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