Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[MCS]

Granted (but I dont wanna ruin that for ya :D)

I wish that this wish is vague enough to work.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, you get a video game that you get stuck in and can't get yourself wish out of

I wish for more and better Fairly Oddparent cartoons!

 

[Goombella]

Granted, but they are on at awkward times so you can't watch them.
I wish for chocalate that tastes good hasnt gone off I can eat hasnt been eaten before.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted. It's for me, though, and I eat it

I wish for Coke only I can drink

 

[Koopayoshi]

Granted, but your twin almost has the same DNA so she drinks it all unaffected by the side affects that would happen to another person
I wish for a 3DS

 

[MCS]

Granted, but it's an illegal bootleg and you get a fine.

I wish.

 

[Ray Trace]

Too vague to work

I wish for a Norwegian hunk like Gah

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, but you see him as 5 inches tall

I wish I can have many free times to work on ??? of ??? comic

 

[MCS]

Granted.

I wish that I wished that someone wished that my friend knew this guy that wished that he wished that he wished for a brain.

 

[Paper Yoshi]

Granted, but everyone's confused, thus rendering the wish useless.

I wish for a cheese rain.

 

[MCS]

Granted, but since you have cheese for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, it starts to lose its awesomeness for a while, and you get sick.

I wish.

 

[PokemonMaster]

Granted but you can't do anything.
I wish for Mario Kart 3DS to come out today.

 

[MCS]

Granted, but since you rushed Nintendo to make it, it has lots of bugs and glitches and unfinished courses.

I wish that I could come up with an idea for a wish.

 

[Goombella]

Granted, you wish to die.
I wish Raoul had come up with a better wish.

 

[MCS]

Granted, but my username is MCSoulja dammit
I wish people would stop callin me Raoul

 

[Smashley]

Granted, people call you Jessica.

I wish that I didn't have to wait a month for my birthday.

 

[MCS]

Granted, but your parents don't have any presents prepared yet.

I wish that I could meet Smasher in person

 

[Smashley]

Granted, I drive you out of your mind.

I wish for whatever is in that box.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, it's Pandora's Box and you open it

I wish for the extinction of all mosquitoes

 

[MCS]

Granted, but you forgot to wish for the extinction of spiders and roaches.

I wish that WHOOOHOO

 

[Smashley]

Granted, I don't know what you mean so you just get a banana.

I wish life wasn't so hard.

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, your life is easy for 0.0001 sec

 

[Smashley]

Granted I guess.

I wish that ToxBox remembered to make a wish.

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, but he forgets it again

I wish that I didn't forget to make a wish

 

[Smashley]

Granted, you wished to explode.

I wish that my head didn't itch.