Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[ToxBox]

Granted, but everybody else is Joseph too

I wish I can be boss of Mods

 

[Smashley]

Granted. It only happens in your dreams.

I wish that it was my birthday.

 

[Goombella]

Granted you get no presents.
I wish I had something to wish for(?).

 

[MCS]

Granted.

I wish Goombella's cell phone worked.

 

[Lily x]

granted but it breaks again
I wish that gorillaz release anoth album

 

[Goombella]

Granted, it's terrible.
I wish for something to do.

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

Granted - you must sort my socks for the next 3 months.

I wish toucans outnumbered people.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but toucans become the dominant species and enslave humans.

I wish Summer Vacation was 365 days long.

 

[MCS]

Granted (dont wanna screw that one up)

I wish everyone watched G4

 

[PokemonMaster]

Granted but then it becomes piled with to many people and eventually the servers goes down.
I wish I had a Yorkie.

 

[MCS]

Granted, but it's not tamed.

I wish that the Baby Luigi smiley could be used here.

 

[PokemonMaster]

Granted but you can't use it.
I wish I had somebody to tame the Yorkie I wished for.

 

[MCS]

Granted, but the tamer is an Aborigine.

I wish that this thread didn't have to ruin your wish.

 

[PokemonMaster]

Granted but then it destroys your wish.
I wish I had chips.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but they're stale.

I wish for some fresh, delicious pasta.

 

[PokemonMaster]

Granted but it explodes.
I wish for a wish that works.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted. It bites you in the butt later on

I wish for a faster way to vertex hack

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, but it is too big to plug on your computer or something

I wish it is June 29 right now to get OoT

 

[Ray Trace]

^Um I don't think you understood

Granted, but you are forbidden from purchasing that game

I wish I can hack Luigi in brawl and import a Baby Luigi mdlo from Mario Kart Wii into him and it works

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, this Baby Luigi is in SSBB but it is removed in MKWII so you can't play as Baby Luigi in MKWII

I wish there is million of redead in OoT 3D and I have redead costume to fool them and 10,000 auto potion if I run out of hearts then drink this potion auto

 

[MCS]

You forgot to make a wish

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, this Baby Luigi is in SSBB but it is removed in MKWII so you can't play as Baby Luigi in MKWII

I wish there is million of redead in OoT 3D and I have redead costume to fool them and 10,000 auto potion if I run out of hearts then drink this potion auto

Granted, they start doing the ballerina in your face all day (from Majora's Mask)

I wish I can dress a Redead in a princess butterfly costume

 

[MCS]

Granted, but then they look even creepier

I wish Wind Waker featured moar Redeads

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, I slay them all

I wish I had a Captain's Mask at the beginning of Majora's Mask

 

[MCS]

Granted, but it's actually just a Picto Box from Wind Waker.

I wish that I hadn't saved over my original file that it took me 4 years to beat on Wind Waker to start the new quest when I beat it (true story by the way. I miss having all items)