Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but it's REALLY old and not working

I wish for soda.

 

[Pyro]

Granted, but the soda spits out into your face when you open the can.

I wish for cheesburgers.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but I have no idea what a cheesburger is. Unless you meant cheeseburger. Anyway, it's my cheeseburger, you can't have it.

I wish for a better GCN controller

 

[Pyro]

Granted, but then your Gamecube dissapears

I wish for buttery popcorn.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but it contains 20grams of trans fat in it

I wish it wasn't so hot

 

[yoshidude99]

Granted but now it is too cold.

I wish Wario would die

 

[MCS]

Granted but as he dies he releases the most poisonous, loud, and stinkiest fart in the entire galaxy, killing everyone.

I wish this thread was more active.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted. It's unstickied though

I wish summer wasn't so hot

 

[yoshidude99]

Granted but giant fans cool you down and you can't turn them off so you get too cold.


I wish Charmy Bee is playable in the next Mario and Sonic game

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but he has bad stats.

I wish Waluigi didn't exist.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but Wapeach exists and baby versions of every Mario character is made (not anything against the Mario babies, though)

I wish I can meet Baby Luigi.

 

[YoshiGo99]

Wish Granted but Baby Luigi would only like to see people his age.

I wish dinosaurs were alive!

 

[MCS]

Granted but they eat all humanity.

I wish I could meet Crush 40

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted. He hates you

I wish I was hungry

 

[YoshiGo99]

Wish granted but it is all unhealthy food that makes you gain 10 pounds.

I wish everything was 3D

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but that's a waste of a wish, since technically, everything you're viewing has 3D (pixels, lines), just very small height.

I wish I have better vision

 

[Lily x]

granted but your hearing gtes worse
I wish for Gorillaz to make more music videos

 

[YoshiGo99]

Wish Granted but they sing in a different language.

I wish veggies didn't taste so bad.

 

[yoshidude99]

Granted but then everything else in the world was horrible

I wish Sonic and Boofan wasn't blocked on the Mario Wiki

 

[YoshiGo99]

Wish Granted but he can't talk to anyone or do anything with his page

I wish Boygeydude was on here.

 

[yoshidude99]

Granted but then a sysop randomly blocks him on the wiki

I wish Sonic Genarations was coming out on the Wii

 

[Lily x]

Granted but it there is only one copy in the world.
I wish that the shadow temple was easier.

 

[Pyro]

Granted, but the next level is even harder.

I wish Bloopers didn't exist.

 

[YoshiGo99]

Granted but whenever you see people their heads are Bloopers.

I wish I could get a 3DS.

 

[Lily x]

Granted but then somthing better comes out
I wish for my stories to be published