Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted but the elephant has Alzheimer's.
I wish I could kill you all.
 
Granted but since that was already wished for you must live your life being shunned by the rest of your friends, armies, and enemies.

I wish that my wishes were always good and cannot be altered by anyone.
 
Granted. I'm sarcastic so I know you meant world peace, but instead I make a world made out of peas. You fall through and burn up in the sun.

I wish for a webcam.
 
Granted but the webcam follows you around everywhere and you can not destroy it.
I wish I was fluent in all languages.
 
banjonator1 said:
Granted. I'm sarcastic so I know you meant world peace, but instead I make a world made out of peas. You fall through and burn up in the sun.

I wish for a webcam.
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No, I actually meant peas. 8)

Granted, but the forum only consists of you and your friend's cat.

I wish I had the Wii U.
 
Granted but one day, Link accidentally destroys the house phone. Zelda dies, causing Link to die.

I wish that the next person to respond dies.
 
Granted. Your wish made my heart stop beating, making me "dead" for a half second. Then it beat again and I was alive again.

I wish that this thread would stop being posted to.
 
Granted, it will happen in approximately... 20.7 milleniums.
I wish that my finger tasted like a tater tot.
 
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